Thursday, September 25, 2008

reasons to be cheerful ... part 13

this is a real turning point for me... sorry I'm driving and typing and just passed by my street.... oops there's the rozzers... quick Marjorie.... hold this typewriter, cheroot, back scratcher, glass of wine, bag of bananas... no, no that's fine Marjie my dear... I'll pull over.... sorry officer how can i help... erm two pints and a pair of whiskies please... what do you want Marjorie? No, no they don't do milk stout any more.... oh sorry, you do?... my mistake.. they do marjorie, yeah, milk stout, yeah... erm a pint of snake bite and a bowl of cherries then... and a packet of crisps ya bastard... what? No i didn't say anything... no, it's these brakes, yeah they're no good in the wet... yeah, or the dry

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Monday, September 01, 2008

guess

guess how many hamsters i have in this bag and win both of them.