Tuesday, June 15, 2010

set fire to everyone other than David Attenborough































When did it become de rigueur for folks running shops/ businesses to look moody? Is it just a sack of marketing shit? I wonder... here is a formula you may have noticed....




A) an introduction
{head shot ...to camera)
"we make cakes/ tattoos/ repossess cars/ run some type of business"

B) footage of people doing what they said they did in the intro
{wobbly camera round kitchen/ shop/ some type of business practice intersperced with 'personal' interviews of people explaining the rudimentary footage you just saw}
"we really need to make this/ do this/ collect this/ catch this"

C) some type of sucky epilogue
{head shot dialogue interspersed with previous footage of people doing jobs}
"We did it/ made it/ paid for it/ chewed it/ argued about it/ made moody faces over it

The end...






Sunday, June 13, 2010

Meanwhile at the Copa

They have half price pitchers and spicey wing night

Thursday, June 03, 2010

Tattah

This is an old gag I saw in an underground comic about 400 years ago. Since I have a habit of giving all my possessions away I no longer have it... just so you know, it is someone elses idea, I just redrew it