Thursday, March 29, 2012

Put the curly wurly back

bees and bleating wasps willy wet
no time for spring time till summer's here yet

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Box social

We got salad and mash potato and sausage cocktails aaaaaaaaand horse whips, orange whips and rusty hooks and 3 types of fizzy pop and limeade and chicken drum kits and latvian dancing snakes and an incredibly ill at ease gorilla covered in wasps ... mmmmm mmm smell those mood swings, RSVP

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Jock Wilson, what an athlete


Now Jocky's gone too


'It's about as subtle as turnip sack thumping ...on a fence'- Sid Waddell

Saturday, March 24, 2012

In a galaxy not far away

...at the 'too much information desk'

Thursday, March 22, 2012

That wonderful moment

When a job comes in with the words 'dominatrix style woman, big boobs, good hips, carrying a whip and looking miffed' in the brief.... some days it's just fine to be chained to a desk developing texaco hump points

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Intimate footage

Inducing violent gastric disorder
with flavoursome treats from over the border

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Crash

Yeah... remember to save... crash... oh dear... crash... cup of tea... mmmm.... lost

Monday, March 19, 2012

Friday, March 16, 2012

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Deep dish methadone and a diet pizza

I can only express my most sincere regret... I'm a blast at parties

Monday, March 12, 2012

Chapeau du poisson quel ce chose

Worlds famous dream team shower show room.... 20% off

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Friday, March 09, 2012

Bun justice

Breaking news: FA now officially racist.... spitting dummies to be included in the London olympics.... the three remaining people in England NOT trying to be on telly have been asked to clear their desks and take a few months to work on a rudimentary act of some sort...

Wednesday, March 07, 2012

Calamitous comics presents-

The battle of the Yorkshire
-Gravy!
-Misinterpreted american history!
-Whippets!

Friday, March 02, 2012

Thursday, March 01, 2012