Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Prometheus

Look more ancient signs of a big person beyond the stars
Lets go to the planet and land at the side of the big person's settlement.
Quick, off the ship and let's take a look this very minute.
Hang on here is a big person's head, we should study this
Here everyone roughly man handle this big head... How's about we
jam a probe into it... oops, it blew apart.
"This is rubbish I'm getting drunk, anyone can make people, for some reason
I'm immediately disappointed in everything"
Some dna will change me some how that ... ahhh well dead now
Pregnant with an alien lifeform... quick abortion via caesarian
All done, what's in this door? It's the old lad, why? Who cares?
The big lads hate us and they're going to kill us now
Quick blow up their space ship
Sure, us lads will suicide that thing after zero contemplation of the
explanation that wasn't offered.
Talking head.... comical.... crap.... walk out of the cinema....
booooooooo! bag of arse!!!

Saturday, June 16, 2012

The end is Nighy

Girls who wish to be placed on pedestals
 ironically lessen the chances off being
knocked off.

Sunday, June 03, 2012

The Count of Monty Costco

In a wild western brothel
where pioneers leave their splinters
there's a portrait hung on the wall
of a lad suffering four winters

The lad is Monty Costco
his bargains can't be beat
when you buy in bulk
you receive a hand written receipt