Saturday, March 23, 2013
The trouble with waving your fingers at the gas man with your all singing all dancing multi-fuel stove is you have to get out in all weathers looking for logs. When you have a bike and bogey set up the 'all weathers' part of the deal becomes most unfortunate. On this little voyage (depicted above) I was pulled up by a police woman on a horse, laughed at by urchins next to the football pitches and harangued by a man in a green van who assured me 'I own all this' before driving off as I was approaching him with a bribe. It's not all Felicity Kendal out here is the drizzle.
Wednesday, March 06, 2013
An improbable stance if ever I saw one... and I have... how about that new Patsy Kensit weight watchers advert? It's almost a study in improbable stances. Two questions arise from Patsy Kensit's proper dodgey pushing of weight watchers 1) when was she ever fat? 2) What the blistering frig has happened with the poor girl's mush?