Vandals - I Want To Be A Cowboy

Stump - Quirk Out [Full Album] (1987)

Platitude platitude cliche cliche

pseudo salient point...courtesy.... feigned interest

I drew this but it didn't quite fit the bill. I still like it though

Take a fishing boat to my heart

Beer pong
Beer bong
frat top hats
all wrong

Cacky coloured bombardier

John Travolta

I figured John Travolta has made three good films and all the rest have been rubbish.
1-Grease
2-Pulp Fiction
3-.... no actually, 2 good films

am I wrong?

Imagined celebrity afflictions

The second in the slow going series

Corns

Special peanut mix

I foresee a melee

Baby Nom Nom - Universal - HD Gameplay Traier

Join the funsters with this ace new game

Cheese and rice

Am I alone in thinking that beat boxing is a bag of arse?

Mavis catches up

This performance has been knocked down and the pieces used to construct a warning monument

Removal of teeth

Due to an act of world leading arsey these posts will now trickle to a stop. England has passed the orphan bill which effectively takes the ownership of photography, illustration, ideas posted on the internet out of the hands of the creators and presents it to anyone seeking use of said artwork without permission (IE- for FREE) so long as they have had a look for the actual copyright holder... how you prove that you 'looked' is anyone's guess. Luckily, for a price, you can register EVERY piece of artwork you post, or have ever posted with a newly created central agency. It used to be that if you created something it was yours until such a time as someone paid you to use it. With this new bill you must now pay for a right that you already had to be protected from a threat that the removal of that right has introduced


That's some catch that catch 22?
The best!

Mon dieu!

I had an episode of the twilight zone playing in the background as i worked and happened to glance this marvel of facial construction. My goodness, what to say... she has greek parts, slight Italian influence, perhaps some indian (native american, peruvian) an aqualine nose, cheeky pixie ears, bit of eastern european, open and honest with smouldering under currents... my word, what an absolute beauty.

The Mystical Boudoir Of Nurse Gladys Emmanuel

I found these designs I made a while back for those admirable Dutchies at Ka Ching studios. As is often the case I couldn't see the wood for the trees at the time but looking back that spongey mallet is quite lovelly

Stiff little corners

rejected world level for a game i am working on... in the end we didn't need 'Mid west' world and in fact no one knew why the hell I tried to foist it on them in the first place

In the middle of the night

puke puke giggle puke scream back to sleep

Gilbert Chlorophil went and made it worse

'Drawing cartoons in my class? You should keep that up' - said no teachers ever

The good life

The trouble with waving your fingers at the gas man with your all singing all dancing multi-fuel stove is you have to get out in all weathers looking for logs. When you have a bike and bogey set up the 'all weathers' part of the deal becomes most unfortunate. On this little voyage (depicted above) I was pulled up by a police woman on a horse, laughed at by urchins next to the football pitches and harangued by a man in a green van who assured me 'I own all this' before driving off as I was approaching him with a bribe. It's not all Felicity Kendal out here is the drizzle.

Witness the fitness in the wilderniss