fast food and fast women

You could cut the atmosphere with a spoon

Instant barbeque

Now contains full body sock (ribbed for someone's pleasure) and asian gas.

Curry Mismous

{insert hugely amusing captions and solid gold levity}

Good mornink sir, you wanna buya some dymands?

This is my pal Wilco's shed where we often plot wonderfilled business matters while his son runs back and f'rerds wi' his mates on a colourful variety of vehicles.

Meanwhile on the outskirts of Paris.....

dulllightssmallcity

Expensive holidays and wide faced women

Here we are then. Me and owd Wilco there. A wonderful selection of garments, all hand cooked using feet

Dealing with a twentieth century shirt

crinkle cut sandwiches
cut picnic style
2 tickets to the alhambra
will be mine in a while

monsieur lapin

Zip zop ziddle
zip zop zoo
why would a chicken
bother with you?

Trout pontoon, perch poker, stickle back dom

Lucosade always tasted better with the cellophane bit on the bottle, tell that to kids these days and they have an asthma attack

Annicey

Quick one, maybe you are missing from it... sorry.
Congratulations to cartoon Saloon for winning their own tankard.

Either way, grand time was had, thanks to everyone for grins and shared scoops

good ol St. Jeremy

Cold day in Cleethorpes

'I am trully an iceberg in a sea of dead fish' - Marianne Shovel 1923

Not mine... "Notto Mine-o"

My old mucker Alfredo made this on his blog. I think it is informative and worthy of note. hello
http://nfrituzza.blogspot.com/

Mo

Pear

Dink Thifferent

The death of the TV chat show

Ladies and gentleman please welcome... Justin Lee f*ckin Collins... lowering the bar from 7 til late

How thin is your skin?

Can't we all just get along?

'Sayings'

yes yes... I agree, it should read... leaving 'behind' the time honoured... but having had the misfortune of neither growing up in Scotland or Ireland I have not learned fully how to actually use the english language

Space holder

off colour remarks and rhubarb

early days

'ave we any buttys left?

yeah but they're beef and mustard... your aunty made them... that's why they're rubbish

aqua boogie baby

ha ha.... that seat... oh man... ha ha.... erm

WADDAWEWANT?!

MORE NOSTALGIA!!!!!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT???!
THEN!!!!

Agnes Firloin

If you click this one ere it moves... yeah i know, technology ey?

Pledshur

The pleasure given by wine is always mounting, and tending to a crisis, after which it declines: that from cartoons is stationary and lasts a lifetime.

Omwarbs!

Look this is my thing for the ... you know the... erm... showreel is it? I guess so... samples type thing... CD thing... tax deductable... ha ha look I'm about to drown... ha yeah... that's right

sunday mornink coming down

Nothing could be feeeeeena
than to be in Caroleeeeeeena
eeeeeen the mornink
nothing could be sweeter than my sweet heart when I see her
eeeeeen the mornink

Roller Poster

Without honour without code

that's no way to live soldier!

How do you spend your time?

Ella Borate and the Metaphives

I was complaining about people being too 'mid-sized' in the local supermarket today and the girl behind the desk said 'how long did it take you to think of that one?' that's what i like about england, everyone is inherently a smart arse, perfectly capable, and willing to take the wind from a silly sausage's sails.

got a letter from the government the other day

BULLSEYE!!!! C'MERE BULLSEYE!!!!

awwww sugar puddns!!!

It aint usually my place to moan but... check this out... i feel sick... check out the shit below...

CreativeWorks designed the 3-D Pozles in record time.

In keeping with CreativeWorks tradition of quality and speed when it comes to any project, CW designed and created the 3-D Pozles Universe, from scratch, in a phenomenal 4 days! In less than 100 hours from contact, or in less time than it would take to drive across the United States, CreativeWorks built an entire, imaginative 3-D Universe for Big Hug Productions!

...... i designed and directed this trailer last year....



I made this at least 8 months ago... and remarkably 'Creative Works' made it from
scratch in a phenomenal 4 days... go figure?????? I think I am justified in pointing out their trespass. i really wouldn't mind but, it's just so rude

show me show me show me how you do that trick

D'ya remember when Neil Young was in The Cure?
... man that was one weird night wasn't it?

How to draw last year

I made this last year and don't recall ever posting it on here. So for all those people with really nothing better to do, here it is for your viewing pleasure... at once both entertainacull and educajun chicken

watching the telly

So anyway yes well ok... I admit it i was watching Frasier... I know I know... big bag of crap that it is.. it was on alright and some of it got in my eye... i made this quick sketch of what i thought was Kelsey grammar... I know it isn't very good but there it is. Other crap telly i managed to avoid was 'american chopper' (episode 45, Pauly jr orders a part, the part arrives, pauly jr fits part... brilliant, you really couldn't write it) 'Miami Ink' i have managed to avoid this mostly but it is about some lads in a tattoo shop and they run it... another triumphant break through in entertainment... 'Most Haunted'.. yep, people standing in a room with the lights off filming moths.... i did see a great one advertised along these lines.. Ghost hunting with Danielle Westbrooke... i know... what is it all about??? danielle Westbrooke is famous for being an average actress on that god awful show 'East cockney knees up mother browns how's yer father apples and pears they only murdered their own and they loved their ma enders' and also she made her conventional two nostrils into one in order to get more personality powder up there so she could talk about herself more loudly while sweating.... what she has to do with ghost hunting i have no idea. Remember Alan partridge pitching those shows to the head of the BBC 'Youth Hosteling with Chris Eubank' 'A Partridge among the pigeons... just me in trafalgar square going 'oh god'.... that was a joke in his show but it's coming true. yeah so there you go, TV is crap... no big surprise is it... ok I feel better now, bye

Jackie mooooovieeeee

christmas fiddly dinks

First one is from a mighty western tale ... and the one below is from a white knuckle ride through the powers of darkness....

no mince pies for me this year... oh no... just lean, keen, cartoon...erm.... working ...er... on them... bugger! that doesn't work at all does it.... rasp grabble finky spankers