I'd give it to you if I could but I borrowed it

Lot's of things begining with Bees toadsday... here is blue bill... deep sea dave... and Princess Clive Rogersteadsonson, the patron saint of burping up a little bit of sick.

Red Mercury

La rose curry du mer... bon 'appydays

Ring a ring a Moses

Hereby fer yer jollbies
Thereby where you go
Jumplers fill of bobblies
Causing laundry woe

BEATHERDER

Special offer... buy one, get one

Milenko made me do it

Just arsing about with the good shop photo and yeah well yeah... home to the wordys!

Tragedy plus comedy = time

There was a mouse once upon a tea time. It's scratching drove the neighbours to the park. It was enough to make a weep man grown... and to be honest I never even said hello

Oscar the grouch

Don't worry baby

Further testing

If this goes the way I think it will, rethinking must be rethunk

Our love was....

...flying
our love was blooming
then too much frying
put bellys over belt looming

That's what gets results

Testingtesting 1,2,5... testing

Let's see if this works

Gimpy arms hotel

flash whatever version this is, is shite

Arnold's old shop

Aint no fun waiting round to be a logistics magnate

Fly my prettys... FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

From the Gorbells to Vienna

Praise the turd that's hardly heard
The dull thud that preceeds a clean sheet.
Feel no repulsion over it's expulsion
rather, reflect on nature's neat feat

Eggs (hen's)

Authorities powerless to prevent the milking of an old man

the end remains nigh

Ha ha... thick ears

I like that game that they play.. that one where the guy getts knocked over then the other guy hits him in the face just the right amount of times before the 'referee' says it's time to stop hitting the one on the floor. It is like gladiators... not the one with shadow and jett and ulrica jonestown... no no no... the one with the guy lay down while the stood up man knocks all his teeth out

Chocolate, Jesus, Al Qaeda, Diet, Celebrity, Charlie Sheen

Search engine goader

Be a smarty and party with Marty

Lord Byron would blush

Here is a picture of such saucy content that I have been ordered, nay... COMMANDED by the whole of europe (a bunch not short on the owd muckiness themselves) to blank out all but the parts with the least rudies.... this is all that was left

counting backwards from 12

Catch a boat to england baby, maybe to spain

go for it ... and so on

that phrase is back to haunt me

'let's do this'... oh my, how do I despise thee... let me count the ways

The kids are so excited

...cos the stork has brought a son and daughter for Mr and Mrs Micky Mouse

I need somebody

....not just anybody

It aint easy

In a horrid house there's a greasy dark basement
where they put all the youths on a work experience placement
they learn very quickly all those sisters and those brothers
that their life will forever exist beneath the shoes of others

remember before...

...remember before all this crap the bastards are peddling? Remember before eight year old kids needing to contact other eight year old kids on the phone more than 4 times a day... before cinematic 'experiences', before 'safe' levels of radiation in everything... remember when MTV didn't have a channel dedicated to taking you round the spotless homogenised homes of the rich and unheard of... remember when polititians at least pretended not to be idle, duplicitous perverts sucking on the greasey nipples of other people's misery... when footballers gave a shit... when mars bars were bigger... when you could go into town, buy 3 new suits, a pair of boots, a bunch of bananas and a sack full of monkeys nuts and still have change from a jam jar??? No???

...aye me neither

Much too many much

past blast

Over friendly

Come on Shakey

Psychic powerless another man's sac

Gorillas love to scuba dive

the macaque is an old school monkey

Wazy Lankers

Future wars coming soon

future wars are coming soon

using sand cannon and water pistol

from prison camps you'll hear the cries

from the beds that are fashioned from thistle

In case of emergency

Neven Nesic's cousin

here's neven nesic's cousin

at last count he had a dozen

this one sleeps beneath a tan

the rest crowd inside a caravan

the party of the first part

It was splendid and sleek
it went on for over a week
there were pukers there were fights
the police showed up on every night
we were together in the riotous laugh
the morning after we all moved gaff
such a success we should entertain again
I'll send you a post card telling you when

try to bed a bed wetter

try to bed a bed wetter
a wetted bed is best

Out here on the perimeter there are no stars

out here we are stoooooooooooooooooooooored.... efficiently

Officer please....

take these scissors away

Gaddafi Duck

this tiger lives in a tree right... and he does jigsaws and that right... and ...and he likes... he likes beans and and and... then and then he he ... he .... he likes jigsaws of beans... hyeah and and ....

Campari

Read a book

Rejiggling the jiggle

How did this great big bag of fun and frolics end up as this?....

It's called rejiggling

Why must they rejiggle?

Are movies like Saw (made for self harming goths and torture tourists) really what people want? Has Ndubz really gone triple platinum?

Of course it is the same as it ever was... when 'watch the tweety bird...snap' replaced the brush of the portrait painter I'm sure there was some huffing and puffing. Same as it ever was, only i have now reached the stage of noticing this perpetual rubbish. Hopefully the hipsters and their lack of 'anything' will act as a natural pause for breath then we can all go back living in caves and start the cycle again

Little old lady

The shed is dead

a great many fine ales supped, momentous plans heroically unattained, diabolical plots thwarted, air guitar taught, rock radio blarred, rain avoided, spare chicks entertained, before after and during parties rhubarbed and scallops destroyed.... no more shall we gaze on that fine hole in the wall refuge from the bleak reality of modern life... the shed is dead, long live the shed

... there's a new one on the way as it happens

Ce Francais mais n'est location

Going over there