Berometers over bermuda

The flashing blade

Different levels of the devil's cutlery

It was off to work with a smile and a song... little did he know

Live Surgery

Mine glows in the dark... the doctors are baffled

White men can't joke

I wonder what that means?

Do you remember Walter?

something of a quick splash about here. The clumsily hacked and coloured flash vectors couldn't be more wrong in terms of the nuanced appeal I seek to achieve... cough

Their hearts were filled with springs

Further to my on going forays into the wonderfilled world of no humour. Here is an example of the type of things that it is that you know that it what that it does.

Same same but different

Pickulickles

Collect them all

Is this part of the hipster 'movement'? The fellas that look like mechanics but most likely run design agencies or niche clothing outlets. Often covered extensively in tattoos and they wear woolly hats even out of woolly hat weather. I suspect that they came to be as some sort of answer to the simpering metro sexual hipster guys, a polar opposite... two sides of the same grubby coin.

Listen up and I'll tell a story

get a job!!!

the english scheme

o'er grassy dale and low land scene. Come see come hear the english scheme

The fly the fly

I wonder why

like lamb to mutton

the zip beats the button

Neil's Diamonds

money talks... it don't sing and dance and it don't walk

Kiss me where the sun don't shine

... Galashiels

Classic chickens of 1834

I bought a canoe from ebay

but the paddle was sadly forgotten

it also lacked both sides and it's ends

plus the bit that goes across the bottom

My fingers hurt

get a tattoo

admire graphic design

ride a skateboard

...and maybe, a piercing or twelve... now you're ready

Mooses making excuses

...about abuses of juices

This picture is just to kind of accompany the link that I found just now. I lost it for ages and was thoroughly disappointed in myself for such shoddy attention. Have a geez of this lad's aeroplane cartoons and if they do not make you smile and immediately try to draw something similar then I put it to you that you ARE DEAD from the ears down

http://jeanbarbaud.blogspot.com/

have a look, he really is rather splendid

Sail boats, canal boats... and cruisers too

all britain's water ways waiting for you.

I found a picture of a wee oriental looking girl and made this from it's shape (read: coppied it and applied 200 filters in photoshop until it looked slightly different)

hyeah... cables... hyeah

It looks like it is ALL lies

that's a shame isn't it

Terence Stamp

Dolly jiggle
Kinieval ramp
Malcolm in the middle

Slow down Mr Cadburys rabbit man

Great crashing gumboots

There was a young man from Tralee

Who was stung on the neck by a wasp

when asked 'did it hurt?'

he replied 'no not a bit...'

'it can do it again if it likes

Tempura receipts

There's no snorkels without toes on something

Babe's Roof

As you can see this is just about all but here because of the marvellous sketch machine that is Pascal Campion. I always liked the stuff he drew with the wee lads on flying furniture... so anyway, yes, there you have it

I'd give it to you if I could but I borrowed it

Lot's of things begining with Bees toadsday... here is blue bill... deep sea dave... and Princess Clive Rogersteadsonson, the patron saint of burping up a little bit of sick.

Red Mercury

La rose curry du mer... bon 'appydays

Ring a ring a Moses

Hereby fer yer jollbies
Thereby where you go
Jumplers fill of bobblies
Causing laundry woe

BEATHERDER

Special offer... buy one, get one

Milenko made me do it

Just arsing about with the good shop photo and yeah well yeah... home to the wordys!

Tragedy plus comedy = time

There was a mouse once upon a tea time. It's scratching drove the neighbours to the park. It was enough to make a weep man grown... and to be honest I never even said hello

Oscar the grouch

Don't worry baby

Further testing

If this goes the way I think it will, rethinking must be rethunk

Our love was....

...flying
our love was blooming
then too much frying
put bellys over belt looming

That's what gets results

Testingtesting 1,2,5... testing

Let's see if this works

Gimpy arms hotel

flash whatever version this is, is shite

Arnold's old shop

Aint no fun waiting round to be a logistics magnate

Fly my prettys... FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

From the Gorbells to Vienna

Praise the turd that's hardly heard
The dull thud that preceeds a clean sheet.
Feel no repulsion over it's expulsion
rather, reflect on nature's neat feat

Eggs (hen's)

Authorities powerless to prevent the milking of an old man

the end remains nigh

Ha ha... thick ears

I like that game that they play.. that one where the guy getts knocked over then the other guy hits him in the face just the right amount of times before the 'referee' says it's time to stop hitting the one on the floor. It is like gladiators... not the one with shadow and jett and ulrica jonestown... no no no... the one with the guy lay down while the stood up man knocks all his teeth out

Chocolate, Jesus, Al Qaeda, Diet, Celebrity, Charlie Sheen

Search engine goader

Be a smarty and party with Marty

Lord Byron would blush

Here is a picture of such saucy content that I have been ordered, nay... COMMANDED by the whole of europe (a bunch not short on the owd muckiness themselves) to blank out all but the parts with the least rudies.... this is all that was left

counting backwards from 12

Catch a boat to england baby, maybe to spain

go for it ... and so on

that phrase is back to haunt me

'let's do this'... oh my, how do I despise thee... let me count the ways