counting backwards from 12

Catch a boat to england baby, maybe to spain

go for it ... and so on

that phrase is back to haunt me

'let's do this'... oh my, how do I despise thee... let me count the ways

The kids are so excited

...cos the stork has brought a son and daughter for Mr and Mrs Micky Mouse

I need somebody

....not just anybody

It aint easy

In a horrid house there's a greasy dark basement
where they put all the youths on a work experience placement
they learn very quickly all those sisters and those brothers
that their life will forever exist beneath the shoes of others

remember before...

...remember before all this crap the bastards are peddling? Remember before eight year old kids needing to contact other eight year old kids on the phone more than 4 times a day... before cinematic 'experiences', before 'safe' levels of radiation in everything... remember when MTV didn't have a channel dedicated to taking you round the spotless homogenised homes of the rich and unheard of... remember when polititians at least pretended not to be idle, duplicitous perverts sucking on the greasey nipples of other people's misery... when footballers gave a shit... when mars bars were bigger... when you could go into town, buy 3 new suits, a pair of boots, a bunch of bananas and a sack full of monkeys nuts and still have change from a jam jar??? No???

...aye me neither

Much too many much

past blast

Over friendly

Come on Shakey

Psychic powerless another man's sac

Gorillas love to scuba dive

the macaque is an old school monkey

Wazy Lankers

Future wars coming soon

future wars are coming soon

using sand cannon and water pistol

from prison camps you'll hear the cries

from the beds that are fashioned from thistle

In case of emergency

Neven Nesic's cousin

here's neven nesic's cousin

at last count he had a dozen

this one sleeps beneath a tan

the rest crowd inside a caravan

the party of the first part

It was splendid and sleek
it went on for over a week
there were pukers there were fights
the police showed up on every night
we were together in the riotous laugh
the morning after we all moved gaff
such a success we should entertain again
I'll send you a post card telling you when

try to bed a bed wetter

try to bed a bed wetter
a wetted bed is best

Out here on the perimeter there are no stars

out here we are stoooooooooooooooooooooored.... efficiently

Officer please....

take these scissors away