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Oscar Himalaya

Posh Poem Number FiVe
She was a horsey woman
he was a horsey horse
while 19 gears were set forward
the remainder were set to revorse

the body slipper

Far, far too lucid

Killing me softly

Does anyone else care?
You know when people say, ' I wish I knew what I know now when I was younger'
They don't mean it. On the surface they mean it, but, they really don't mean it

Bake me a vampire

Que?

mmmmm nice dermis

Let 'em eat eggs! ..... and chips... yeah... egg and chips!!

Put the curly wurly back

bees and bleating wasps willy wet
no time for spring time till summer's here yet

Enfin la valisse

Box social

We got salad and mash potato and sausage cocktails aaaaaaaaand horse whips, orange whips and rusty hooks and 3 types of fizzy pop and limeade and chicken drum kits and latvian dancing snakes and an incredibly ill at ease gorilla covered in wasps ... mmmmm mmm smell those mood swings, RSVP

Driving home for Chris Eubank

Jock Wilson, what an athlete

Now Jocky's gone too

'It's about as subtle as turnip sack thumping ...on a fence'- Sid Waddell

In a galaxy not far away

...at the 'too much information desk'

That wonderful moment

When a job comes in with the words 'dominatrix style woman, big boobs, good hips, carrying a whip and looking miffed' in the brief.... some days it's just fine to be chained to a desk developing texaco hump points

Intimate footage

Inducing violent gastric disorder
with flavoursome treats from over the border

Crash

Yeah... remember to save... crash... oh dear... crash... cup of tea... mmmm.... lost

Savage Arthur

A monarchy in peril

The Driscol Outrage

An approximation

Deep dish methadone and a diet pizza

I can only express my most sincere regret... I'm a blast at parties

Chapeau du poisson quel ce chose

Worlds famous dream team shower show room.... 20% off

Sideboard empire

Here comes the sun