Prometheus

Look more ancient signs of a big person beyond the stars
Lets go to the planet and land at the side of the big person's settlement.
Quick, off the ship and let's take a look this very minute.
Hang on here is a big person's head, we should study this
Here everyone roughly man handle this big head... How's about we
jam a probe into it... oops, it blew apart.
"This is rubbish I'm getting drunk, anyone can make people, for some reason
I'm immediately disappointed in everything"
Some dna will change me some how that ... ahhh well dead now
Pregnant with an alien lifeform... quick abortion via caesarian
All done, what's in this door? It's the old lad, why? Who cares?
The big lads hate us and they're going to kill us now
Quick blow up their space ship
Sure, us lads will suicide that thing after zero contemplation of the
explanation that wasn't offered.
Talking head.... comical.... crap.... walk out of the cinema....
booooooooo! bag of arse!!!

The end is Nighy

Girls who wish to be placed on pedestals
 ironically lessen the chances off being
knocked off.

The madcap laughs

Hey

Auxiliary spacks

Blue ridge mountains of virginia

Zulu land

The Count of Monty Costco

In a wild western brothel
where pioneers leave their splinters
there's a portrait hung on the wall
of a lad suffering four winters

The lad is Monty Costco
his bargains can't be beat
when you buy in bulk
you receive a hand written receipt

Marcel Du Chose 1912-1985

It was in the later years of his life that Marcel turned to tiny bits and evaporated. Ever since that day doctors have been baffled, stumped and struck off over this intriguing case. Other than that his time on this earth was mostly a waste of everyone's attention

Hareemgip

Zumo

All summer long

The drowsy bees

Para retirar al mal vecino

Hail Caesar! Clearing up later this afternoon

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The word is the enemy

The mischievous Z

Do you have an idea? Is it weak and in need of help? Why not 'brainstorm' it!!!??? All the cool creatives are doing it. Several people will dilute an idea to absolutely nothing faster than a speeding budget cut. Remember kids.. 'Brainstorm' will wash away unsightly personality, charm and ingenuity saving you time to get on with what's really important

Look a took

when spoonerisms collide

Anyway, I took a look at this old cartoon (right) and made my own version (left). As you can see the original (right) oozes charm and a mastery not evident in my own effort (left). When I finished drawing my picture (left) I thought I was right but it seems to have taken a sinister turn

If it aint fixed

Broke it

Noble Caustic

On a recent walk about the countlee sime i took thi photograph of the elements. If you look closely you can notiss a Ox, Lady owl, Otto the contemptible squirl, Henry Miller, a burrowing nazi war oyster and a clean venison fish  

Aromatic rain bulbs

it's early it's late
your misunderstood and unkind
an end to niggles thumps and hate
put your differences in a bag labelled 'nevermind'

or
kill splat twist... render!

Too many in the lift