How house are your pets???

Pffffft! Geddit??? Snurk snurk... yeah it sucks I know.... my heart is in the right place though (a box above the mantlepiece)

PARKED FART

latest in a long line of personal disasters

The Hives Walk Idiot Walk

the chunky dude on the guitar is the coolest kid

we're avin a paaaaaarty

yes we are

Montreal

What says rugged outdoor socks more than a fella camping with a big mug of bark,
a tilly lamp, a plaid shirt and a lap top for checking his feckin Myspace updates???
....hold the feckin phone there kiddies????? The western world continues it's abstract
descent.

emergency wig wam help line

this lad needs a robotic lav and unfortunately he is rather clueless in many respects, convenience location being one of them.

Helmet inspired by Johnny Boy Hullflinger... check out his blog there in the links.

roll out your towel....

to the tune of 'It's a brae lick moon lick nick the nick, Jimmy'-

.... let's 'ave a sunbathe a little bit.
Roll on deodrant, deodrant deodrant for fuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
When you grow them they are worth the eating,
every ray of sun steps must contest.
Even when yer uncle is out leaning... on 'is garage.
Iiiiiiiiiin hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissss vest!

don't look now

it's all coming together kiddies

Sorry seems to be the hardest word for the remorseless

here are two rejects from this week alone... and it's still only Thursday... stay tuned for further slaps in the face, rebuttals and chips pissed on.

A.G.G

germs can stay on your chopping board for days,
use agent orange on your children and kill all
the dogs in the neighbourhood

BRATWURST

he he he here is a little something me and gene made... or was it gene and me... i forget myself now

Lets walk down into the valley and sell them ALL real estate.

Inspiration from Crookie the wonder dude

http://crookiesblog.blogspot.com/

There is a real connection between Jazz and cartoons as you may have noticed. Also between comedy and jazz... don't ask me why but there it is... yeah that wasn't much of an insight was it? No, well suit yourself then.

Jamaican bob sled

Another true story

I was leaving a coffee outlet here in Canadian canadia and almost stepped on a tiny pig singing old stevie wonder songs... you know songs from his glory days. it was indeed telling that it refused to sing anything from his 'bontemi' period. I enjoyed a few renditions there for a while before the police drove by and splashed mud on the song sheets.

In darkened lairs. Hares in pairs on the stairs hold secret squares

terrible, savage toilet tales

(sing to the tune of 'my old mans a dust cart')
Aint no bee's wax like bee's bee's wax. Like no bees wax i knoooooooooooooww... everything about it is so breezy... even stolen horses say it's the cats mee-ooooooooow

Be nice, we are all we have

Look there, that's Rick Cortez the big shot LA fiddler wi' the spikey barnet


http://www.missionrespect.com/index.htm

see me, hear me, bore me

LOL... LMAO....ROTFLMAO...BBC....PCP....LSD...ITV....CFC...BWFC....blah blah

Ol' king cole was a merry old soak

nostalgia ball point pen paper the dreams of chillblanes

the main man glinesy inspired this... afte rJustin Coffe showed me the light (switch)






what do we want?
Better gravy!
When do we want it?
On a SUNDAY!!!!!!!!