there is a hole in my lino...

How it got there, i don't know.

coming soon... sooner than you think.... hey, don't look at me like that, I really mean it this time

answers on a postcarp

extra extra read all about it

I have been making something for years now and it looks like it may be coming together.. then again

Musk rabbits

Fashion

Fashion turn to the left.... right.... oooooooooooooo, we are the goon squad and we're coming to town BEEP BEEP!

now there's a singerist

they just don't get it do they

When something is hilarious there is a definite reaction... you laugh, juice seeps from your eyes... you get a ruddy face... short of breath.... you emit snorts, squeals and on occasion snot comes out of your nose. What you don't do when something REALLY IS hilarious, is have the presence of mind to say 'that's hilarious'.

So for those that get up to this type of false labeling I say.... STOP IT.

Meanwhile up at castle Frankenstump

the trouble with you is....

yer a bleedin idiot

keys to the bentley

pitch on the rocks

First, they say they want you (to draw a picture)
How they really need you (to draw it pretty quick)
Suddenly you find you're out there (drawing it quick)
Walking in a storm
When they know they have you
Then they really have you
Nothing you can do or say
You've got to leave, just get away
We all know the song... the proposal was all wrong

reasons to be cheerful ... part 13

this is a real turning point for me... sorry I'm driving and typing and just passed by my street.... oops there's the rozzers... quick Marjorie.... hold this typewriter, cheroot, back scratcher, glass of wine, bag of bananas... no, no that's fine Marjie my dear... I'll pull over.... sorry officer how can i help... erm two pints and a pair of whiskies please... what do you want Marjorie? No, no they don't do milk stout any more.... oh sorry, you do?... my mistake.. they do marjorie, yeah, milk stout, yeah... erm a pint of snake bite and a bowl of cherries then... and a packet of crisps ya bastard... what? No i didn't say anything... no, it's these brakes, yeah they're no good in the wet... yeah, or the dry

Clementine break

rip it up and start again

long lacey woman dressed in black

guess

guess how many hamsters i have in this bag and win both of them.

Square bears

square bears stay at home

wanton madness

some absolute rubbish that has little to do with anyone's idea of a good time

North Sea Ferrets

begin launch sequence... 10... apple... nuts.... 7.... banjo..... artifact.... 12... twentington..... uncle albert... we're so sorry

like sand through the hour glass... so go the days of our lives

...it has been two to seven years and here is the 'outcome'

the belly button lesson

here is a pic form my project 'The belly button lesson'. It will be completed in abour two to seven years from now... depending on the weather