Gaddafi Duck

this tiger lives in a tree right... and he does jigsaws and that right... and ...and he likes... he likes beans and and and... then and then he he ... he .... he likes jigsaws of beans... hyeah and and ....

Campari

Read a book

Rejiggling the jiggle

How did this great big bag of fun and frolics end up as this?....

It's called rejiggling

Why must they rejiggle?

Are movies like Saw (made for self harming goths and torture tourists) really what people want? Has Ndubz really gone triple platinum?

Of course it is the same as it ever was... when 'watch the tweety bird...snap' replaced the brush of the portrait painter I'm sure there was some huffing and puffing. Same as it ever was, only i have now reached the stage of noticing this perpetual rubbish. Hopefully the hipsters and their lack of 'anything' will act as a natural pause for breath then we can all go back living in caves and start the cycle again

Little old lady

The shed is dead

a great many fine ales supped, momentous plans heroically unattained, diabolical plots thwarted, air guitar taught, rock radio blarred, rain avoided, spare chicks entertained, before after and during parties rhubarbed and scallops destroyed.... no more shall we gaze on that fine hole in the wall refuge from the bleak reality of modern life... the shed is dead, long live the shed

... there's a new one on the way as it happens

Ce Francais mais n'est location

Going over there

The man with the Golden eyeball

...or 'How Boobzilla destroyed eggville' ... or 'Fried green engines' ... or 'Dr Crippen's toad army'

Chaos said the captain!

Tired and listless?

Sounds like you need a rest and a list.... fortunately, and for yesterday only ...'Ma's pickled ferry boat' restaurant and pick up joint can offer you both for as little as 13 grand a semester (whatever a semester is)

Squelch

Commpuder veeuw

This is how my computer things I look like... it's such a silly compudder

Well I used to love her...

... but it's all over now

Dog the bounty hunter

I swear that he actually said this in one of the episodes... full camera crew, 3 massive UVs, a blonde pillow thief, his entire family dressed as yankee armed seperatists... not to mention that the dog himself looks like a bizarre night at the grand old opre after things took a turn for the apocalyptic... and he tells some kid, who is understandably intrigued at the guerrilla circus troupe noisily hiding behind a fence, that it is 'the kid' who is drawing attention to the situation.

If any crims get picked up by these lads then, I would say, they aren't the sharpest bulbs in the knife box, shed

Hey Americans...

... or United staters... or yanks... or freedom bringers... or whatever the hell you call yourselves over there. It is clear that as the british and the 'you guys' are vastly different on many levels so being inevitably once in a while a question will present itself as to what the dickins you are talking about... today, such a present questioned itself... here it is-

What do you mean when you say 'you bet' ?

As in...

'hey high five, thanks for the like wow, baseball glove'

'you bet' (high five)

or

'can i have a massive doughnut?' (high five)

'you bet' (a different high five)

In exchange for any information on this subject i will gladly answer your queries on 'jellied eels', 'rag and bone men', 'jammy dodgers', 'end of the pier comedians', 'dry stone walls' and or 'cockney knees up spousal abuse'

Straight through at the lights

Left up by Lawson's arms.... 'bout a hundred yards up near the garages... aye that's it, the 'Bricky's wink'

Like an onion

arm spade shed shade

This is around the 300th sketch of this. i just cannot arrive at a satisfactory outlet

Moon day

Things that are good today are... lava...which is melted rocks in case that slipped your mind... that is a bunch of rock that has melted due to unbelievable natural wonder.
This wiggly street is also very great today. they could have made it straight but they made it wiggly, nothing wrong with that.

Things that are sh*t today include when people repeat 'know what I'm saying?' Usually delivered after the simplest of conveyed concepts... for instance -

"So we were is a store in Detroit, know what I'm sayin?"

Even better is when they repeat it so many times that it almost becomes insulting through the insinuation that you cannot follow the mind bending tale they are imparting... know what I'm saying?

also rubbish today is mobile phone marketing

...but apart from that, here is a comic page

Berlin

Falling in the steam again

Edward's scissor drawer

the executives cut,

now with less point

Tearly Nime

From time to time

I enjoy a rhyme

although today

I don't