Don't belong

One two, one two... ready steady... CHIPS!!!

Viva Scrovovia

Here is my entry for the 'design a flag' contest held over at www.graphicdesignavalanche.org.

People from all over Latuntania have been contacted to find out exactly what they think.

stressed or depressed?

Is your life without highlights, great friends and a standard of existence that befits your own idea of yourself?

.... if the answer is yes (lots) then please stop calling me as you are quite a drag

Colour N Keep

colour this in and keep it

New project

Me and my pal Sean are going to make a thing. Rather than post initial scribbles and all that cobblers which serve only to weaken, drain and deflate the gusto necessary to complete ANYTHING with animation, I am treating 'you', the great unwashed to a picture of Michelle Gomez who I happen to think is quite the sauce bottle.... oh yes

Terrifying vistas

They walk among us and they never clean their teeth

with unbridled thusiasm there goes all the beef

Berometers over bermuda

The flashing blade

Different levels of the devil's cutlery

It was off to work with a smile and a song... little did he know

Live Surgery

Mine glows in the dark... the doctors are baffled

White men can't joke

I wonder what that means?

Do you remember Walter?

something of a quick splash about here. The clumsily hacked and coloured flash vectors couldn't be more wrong in terms of the nuanced appeal I seek to achieve... cough

Their hearts were filled with springs

Further to my on going forays into the wonderfilled world of no humour. Here is an example of the type of things that it is that you know that it what that it does.

Same same but different

Pickulickles

Collect them all

Is this part of the hipster 'movement'? The fellas that look like mechanics but most likely run design agencies or niche clothing outlets. Often covered extensively in tattoos and they wear woolly hats even out of woolly hat weather. I suspect that they came to be as some sort of answer to the simpering metro sexual hipster guys, a polar opposite... two sides of the same grubby coin.

Listen up and I'll tell a story

get a job!!!

the english scheme

o'er grassy dale and low land scene. Come see come hear the english scheme

The fly the fly

I wonder why

like lamb to mutton

the zip beats the button

Neil's Diamonds

money talks... it don't sing and dance and it don't walk

Kiss me where the sun don't shine

... Galashiels

Classic chickens of 1834

I bought a canoe from ebay

but the paddle was sadly forgotten

it also lacked both sides and it's ends

plus the bit that goes across the bottom