John K

Some times I make a good fist of the caricaturing.... some times not.... here is perhaps a John K... on the other hand, I have four fingers and a thumb

RED

Welcome to red

The vorpal blade

have at you, you curr!

Quando quando quando

So when did 'the wow factor' begin? When was it decided to apply the phrase to everything from cup cakes to tudor home renovation?
So when did 'on trend' begin it's creeping progress into every day talk?
So when will I be on a winning pub quiz team again?

and another thing... why is 'road kill' deemed dirty or at least distasteful? Is this another example of our twisted view of the world without. Try 'mechanised high stress kill' , 'electrocuted kill', 'bolt through the head kill', 'slowly drained of blood kill'... do they sound more appetising?
    I only ask because the other day I read about a chinese restaurant that was done for using a road killed deer as food. The report kind of suggested that the deer (which was still bleeding) was some how tainted because of the way it's end was met. Say to a fellow meat eater that you eat road kill and watch the crinkly brow and up turned conk. Explain the horrifically stressful and cruel method by which chickens make it to their fridge and watch the floods of indifference wash away any interest they may have politely conjured.

It's strange isn't it? 

King rat

In the flagon by the telly
cross keys food now in the telly

Reasons to be cheerful

These are the parts of animation that make all the tinkering and the incredibly long process worth while. I always like the bits between

.... also, this is top secret so don't tell anyone you saw it

Blue Marigold

Exotic diseases

Dave Spiders

Give me slimmers world bread or give me DEATH!

Go Johnny go go go go

Forward t'ward the dot

So long, farewell, auf weidersehen, toodle pip

The end has been reached for the storyboarding on this little fella. I hope that he finds a receptive audience with the wee ones and also those who marvel at qualities such as art direction and render settings.

It's been great I tell you, really enjoyable. Happy days

Crisps massive crisps crisps

Sing a-long party in the army
sex tip peep show horse fed
twitter bird supper sing
vegetable rack cabbage and king

... and that concludes the travelling news for this evening
Tune in next tomorrow when we''ll be broadcasting from
a B road lay-by just outside Hull

Owl creek float away

flop drab in the mersey
and there in a trice
a genuine 'no tinker'
floatation device

There's no taste for accounting

rejected character, the poor bugger

Fatography

I always liked the cover of Marvin Gayes album 'What's going on' I don't know why but immediately it was something. After some (none) deliberation I put it down to the film stock of the time, not to belittle the photographer's skill (absolutely ignoring the photographer's skill). Things seemed more vivid back then, more iconic.... well whatever it is I will continue to seek it's essence (will completely forget this in about three minutes)

Hemsby

London, Paris, New York, Oswaldtwistle

oooooh that's the curl. Sure, that's the curl

Colin's Dickshonree

How will they know?

Baby bubble biscuit barge

'Should I call or just... just... you know'
'What?' - said arthur
'I mean, just, well...'
'What?' - said arthur
'I don't know if I should'
What did arthur say?
get on with it cried the crowd... booo... ahhhh phooey

Yellow snow

bo-dow-de dow dow

Kumquat

acid skiffle
GREAT