Gilbert Chlorophil went and made it worse

'Drawing cartoons in my class? You should keep that up' - said no teachers ever

The good life

The trouble with waving your fingers at the gas man with your all singing all dancing multi-fuel stove is you have to get out in all weathers looking for logs. When you have a bike and bogey set up the 'all weathers' part of the deal becomes most unfortunate. On this little voyage (depicted above) I was pulled up by a police woman on a horse, laughed at by urchins next to the football pitches and harangued by a man in a green van who assured me 'I own all this' before driving off as I was approaching him with a bribe. It's not all Felicity Kendal out here is the drizzle.

Witness the fitness in the wilderniss

The future will suck

in lots of small ways

Found

Midnight discovery at three

I know I had it cornwall

An improbable stance if ever I saw one... and I have... how about that new Patsy Kensit weight watchers advert? It's almost a study in improbable stances. Two questions arise from Patsy Kensit's proper dodgey pushing of weight watchers 1) when was she ever fat? 2) What the blistering frig has happened with the poor girl's mush?

...hell's teeth!

Americans for breakfast

Americans for breakfast

americans for tea

flag waving and wholesome

for god and liberty

They get a bad press them yanks but I reckon they're not so bad. people are people. However nob heads are nob heads and that nob head off the 'drivers, dives, diners' telly show is a right plum. King nob head he is

Better because it's NEW

She just walked by my window

I swear little laddie boy she did

her sister looked slightly less slutty

but the same can't be said for her kid

ooooo-ah, fashion... beep beep

Pieces of height

arrrrgh

Pan face pan player

In the kitchen he's king

he can play anything

lately he's been trying

to play the pan used for frying

Enfin, quelques réponses

It's back on

The boys are back in town.
Best of luck fellows

Believey's- Ripple it or Not

Sold out

She should have used Odorono

Twigged

After looking at Jez Hall's blog I drew this... it is the sign of a good drawist that upon viewing their work you cannot help but draw something immediately. So hats off to those that inspire (ha ha ha of course the joke is on them because I'm not even wearing a hat let alone taking it off.... pffffffft suckers!!!!)

Billy Windies

C'mon, cough your windies up... you'll only get hiccups otherwise

'Celebrity' imagined afflictions

This month I am imaging that Kirsty Alley has always had a headache. From the moment I saw her on Cheers and in all the subsequent shows I have no idea about, I'd say she appeared to have a headache.
I don't know why she just looks like she is uncomfortable above the neck... also she looks a bit itchy

Indifference

I responded to a logo enquirey with this little multi-limbed lady. To my surprise not only has it gone unapproved but worse, it has been entirely ignored. That's the full 100% ignored. Why do I bother?
Ahh well back to the drawing gourd

Holy diver

Under the see

Hardly a castle Paul

Misty morning, clouds in the sky
Without warning, the wizard walks by
Casting his shadow, weaving his spell
Funny clothes, tinkling bell