You'd better wise up Janet Weiss.

mystery solved then I guess

Air rushing through your tea cups

my personal biographer and body guard took this photo of me just then and here it is. Thanks Glenda (her real name is actually 'gLenda' spelt with hippy bread)

Number 9 (nine)

You know that Rockin Jelly Bean lad? He's great isn't he

Your Tube

If the internet has taught us anything, it's that we are better than everyone else on the internet ... plus, they can't spell. I have taken these lessons learned via electronic informational highway and applied them to my day to day life. Suffice to say that I am now the best guy around

Sit mash com ups

For the benefit of Mr Burnett who feels with a passion called hate

Shousich, heggs n beansh

Thorough bred pups
win shields and shiney cups
but, cross breeds bearing tufts
are escorted out of crufts