Wednesday, December 26, 2012


I responded to a logo enquirey with this little multi-limbed lady. To my surprise not only has it gone unapproved but worse, it has been entirely ignored. That's the full 100% ignored. Why do I bother?
Ahh well back to the drawing gourd

Monday, December 17, 2012

Holy diver

Under the see

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Hardly a castle Paul

Misty morning, clouds in the sky
Without warning, the wizard walks by
Casting his shadow, weaving his spell
Funny clothes, tinkling bell

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Thursday, December 06, 2012

Perfect with chicken

Here is one inspired by the greatest drawer of cartoon hands 'Barth' (is that the name???) at

Other than that I am upset lately by the phrases 'grab a bite' and  'fix you a plate'. Is it peculiar to america or does everyone use this phrase now?

Friday, November 16, 2012

Lew Nocal

You have to have a local, and this one is mine depicted from an impossible angle which I didn't draw it from.... it's all in the mind you see.... all in the mind....

Thursday, November 08, 2012

Now with extra take off

Sun Ra
Brian Blessed
Screaming J Hawkins

soon be easter

Tuesday, November 06, 2012

Missing Dazed Driving

Going down to Georgia

Monday, November 05, 2012

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

John K

Some times I make a good fist of the caricaturing.... some times not.... here is perhaps a John K... on the other hand, I have four fingers and a thumb

Wednesday, October 24, 2012


Welcome to red

The vorpal blade

have at you, you curr!

Monday, October 22, 2012

Quando quando quando

So when did 'the wow factor' begin? When was it decided to apply the phrase to everything from cup cakes to tudor home renovation?
So when did 'on trend' begin it's creeping progress into every day talk?
So when will I be on a winning pub quiz team again?

and another thing... why is 'road kill' deemed dirty or at least distasteful? Is this another example of our twisted view of the world without. Try 'mechanised high stress kill' , 'electrocuted kill', 'bolt through the head kill', 'slowly drained of blood kill'... do they sound more appetising?
    I only ask because the other day I read about a chinese restaurant that was done for using a road killed deer as food. The report kind of suggested that the deer (which was still bleeding) was some how tainted because of the way it's end was met. Say to a fellow meat eater that you eat road kill and watch the crinkly brow and up turned conk. Explain the horrifically stressful and cruel method by which chickens make it to their fridge and watch the floods of indifference wash away any interest they may have politely conjured.

It's strange isn't it? 

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

King rat

In the flagon by the telly
cross keys food now in the telly

Saturday, October 13, 2012

Reasons to be cheerful

These are the parts of animation that make all the tinkering and the incredibly long process worth while. I always like the bits between

.... also, this is top secret so don't tell anyone you saw it

Thursday, October 04, 2012

Blue Marigold

Exotic diseases

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Dave Spiders

Give me slimmers world bread or give me DEATH!

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Go Johnny go go go go

Forward t'ward the dot

Friday, September 14, 2012

So long, farewell, auf weidersehen, toodle pip

The end has been reached for the storyboarding on this little fella. I hope that he finds a receptive audience with the wee ones and also those who marvel at qualities such as art direction and render settings.

It's been great I tell you, really enjoyable. Happy days

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Crisps massive crisps crisps

Sing a-long party in the army
sex tip peep show horse fed
twitter bird supper sing
vegetable rack cabbage and king

... and that concludes the travelling news for this evening
Tune in next tomorrow when we''ll be broadcasting from
a B road lay-by just outside Hull

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Owl creek float away

flop drab in the mersey
and there in a trice
a genuine 'no tinker'
floatation device

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

There's no taste for accounting

rejected character, the poor bugger

Thursday, September 06, 2012


I always liked the cover of Marvin Gayes album 'What's going on' I don't know why but immediately it was something. After some (none) deliberation I put it down to the film stock of the time, not to belittle the photographer's skill (absolutely ignoring the photographer's skill). Things seemed more vivid back then, more iconic.... well whatever it is I will continue to seek it's essence (will completely forget this in about three minutes)

Wednesday, September 05, 2012

Monday, September 03, 2012

London, Paris, New York, Oswaldtwistle

oooooh that's the curl. Sure, that's the curl

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Colin's Dickshonree

How will they know?

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Baby bubble biscuit barge

'Should I call or just... just... you know'
'What?' - said arthur
'I mean, just, well...'
'What?' - said arthur
'I don't know if I should'
What did arthur say?
get on with it cried the crowd... booo... ahhhh phooey

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Yellow snow

bo-dow-de dow dow

Monday, August 20, 2012


acid skiffle

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Black history fortnight

Alone of a birthday
asleep on a bus
Arrhythmia beneath the chest plate
night time toe bash cuss

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Tuesday, August 07, 2012

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Vigorous bottom feeder

An out break of trouser shortage has crept into the olympic effort unfortunately and we are asking YOU the general pubic to send enough pennies to cover the cost of the trenches (being prepared as we speak) that will serve as a temporary measure until a more permanent method of knee hiding can be arranged

Monday, July 30, 2012

Second hand bargain bears

I think tumblr has taken over from blogs... either that or I am the only fella who visits this place. It may be time to do something

Saturday, July 21, 2012

Power off

Octagonal genetics made me itch

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Sinking is easy

thrashing about on the surface is where the smart money drowns

Saturday, July 14, 2012

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Deepening mystery

You've got me, I don't have a scooby, how does this thing work again?

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Dr Benway

Coffee and pound cake and dead pitches

Tuesday, July 03, 2012

Tuesday, June 19, 2012


Look more ancient signs of a big person beyond the stars
Lets go to the planet and land at the side of the big person's settlement.
Quick, off the ship and let's take a look this very minute.
Hang on here is a big person's head, we should study this
Here everyone roughly man handle this big head... How's about we
jam a probe into it... oops, it blew apart.
"This is rubbish I'm getting drunk, anyone can make people, for some reason
I'm immediately disappointed in everything"
Some dna will change me some how that ... ahhh well dead now
Pregnant with an alien lifeform... quick abortion via caesarian
All done, what's in this door? It's the old lad, why? Who cares?
The big lads hate us and they're going to kill us now
Quick blow up their space ship
Sure, us lads will suicide that thing after zero contemplation of the
explanation that wasn't offered.
Talking head.... comical.... crap.... walk out of the cinema....
booooooooo! bag of arse!!!

Saturday, June 16, 2012

The end is Nighy

Girls who wish to be placed on pedestals
 ironically lessen the chances off being
knocked off.

Monday, June 11, 2012

Friday, June 08, 2012

Monday, June 04, 2012