Sunday, January 31, 2010

Gregorian needle wardrobe

Is that your nose or are you eating a banana?

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

...and windows fell away from the paint

I was playing the piano in a brass band until the bottom fell out of the market... now I make rom- coms and do personal appearances at gas fire conventions for 500 quid a pop... no one notices...

Saturday, January 09, 2010