Monday, October 31, 2011

Thursday, October 27, 2011

A great opportunity... take another peep at them shoes. mmmmm, yes sir, thems are shoes alright

Friday, October 21, 2011

Arbitrary armendments

dashing through the snow with a one armed house ok
over the hill billy shacks booked in next sundaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Declining shine pages one through nine

Alas poor Dionne, I Warwick her well

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Monday, October 17, 2011

Sunday, October 09, 2011


no athletes in this village

Thursday, October 06, 2011

Forgotten gangland

'Tits Mandrake' was head of the Falafel Family which spread it's marmalade fingers across the sliced toast world of shop soiled heroin... it didn't last long and the entire operation went straight, switching to the lucrative energy drink craze coupled with the introduction of a string of country and western gyms across Switzerland... high profile criminals at the time breathed a sigh of relief at Tits' relinquishment of his underworld pretentions as he was widely considered a bit of a nob.... and the name alone was quite ridiculous.

Tits Mandrake died alone at an Osmans play the classics gig in 1989. He was 57 and high on carrots