Thursday, January 31, 2008

Ivans wedding night and segway double take

Ivan took that girl off my hands
I still feel i really owe him
after such a huge sacrifice
all I did was write this poem

...I never even showed it to him I also wrote it pretty quick, further cheapening the gesture. Not bad rhyming 'poem' in an actual poem though don't ya think? Ah suit yourself, let's see you off load a large psycho to a tiny viking and still have the wherewithall to pen a rubbish limerick.
We'll make great... make that... 'totally crap' pets. Are they actually wearing helmets??? Is this really happening in our time? The mind boggles, readjusts itself, straightens it's hat, takes another look at these 'people' then gives up and goes for a walk. Segways... go figure

Thursday, January 24, 2008

posing the nail

pesky feet... they'll be the thing to go in our next evolutionary burp. I know because I read it in 'Science delusion today' magazine

Thursday, January 10, 2008

seven golden idiots at the gates of Burnley

Make mine a waldorf salad... hold the winkles

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

moon stompin

Now i am the boss because I wear the biggest boots

Friday, January 04, 2008

pixie girls is where it's at

to be in a minority of one does not mean you are wrong.