Friday, January 28, 2011

The man with the Golden eyeball

...or 'How Boobzilla destroyed eggville' ... or 'Fried green engines' ... or 'Dr Crippen's toad army'

Chaos said the captain!

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Tired and listless?

Sounds like you need a rest and a list.... fortunately, and for yesterday only ...'Ma's pickled ferry boat' restaurant and pick up joint can offer you both for as little as 13 grand a semester (whatever a semester is)


Monday, January 24, 2011

Commpuder veeuw

This is how my computer things I look like... it's such a silly compudder

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Well I used to love her...

... but it's all over now

Friday, January 14, 2011

Dog the bounty hunter

I swear that he actually said this in one of the episodes... full camera crew, 3 massive UVs, a blonde pillow thief, his entire family dressed as yankee armed seperatists... not to mention that the dog himself looks like a bizarre night at the grand old opre after things took a turn for the apocalyptic... and he tells some kid, who is understandably intrigued at the guerrilla circus troupe noisily hiding behind a fence, that it is 'the kid' who is drawing attention to the situation.
If any crims get picked up by these lads then, I would say, they aren't the sharpest bulbs in the knife box, shed

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Hey Americans...

... or United staters... or yanks... or freedom bringers... or whatever the hell you call yourselves over there. It is clear that as the british and the 'you guys' are vastly different on many levels so being inevitably once in a while a question will present itself as to what the dickins you are talking about... today, such a present questioned itself... here it is-

What do you mean when you say 'you bet' ?

As in...

'hey high five, thanks for the like wow, baseball glove'

'you bet' (high five)


'can i have a massive doughnut?' (high five)

'you bet' (a different high five)

In exchange for any information on this subject i will gladly answer your queries on 'jellied eels', 'rag and bone men', 'jammy dodgers', 'end of the pier comedians', 'dry stone walls' and or 'cockney knees up spousal abuse'

Wednesday, January 05, 2011

Straight through at the lights

Left up by Lawson's arms.... 'bout a hundred yards up near the garages... aye that's it, the 'Bricky's wink'

Tuesday, January 04, 2011