Go and see the frogman and telling him all your troubles...
take your umbrella cause he keeps on blowing bubbles
It's always time for tea
Monday, September 26, 2011
Nelson Crane had to attend rehab or face a custodial sentence in the state pen. Giving up his job as party organiser for wayward college girls Nelson heads for the crisp air of some mountains... he's really got to kick the scag.... but before he does....
'Hey now you're an all star get your game on go plaaaaaaaaaaaaay....'Hey now you're a rock star get your game on go plaaaaaaaaaaaaay'
Sunday, September 25, 2011
Friday, September 23, 2011
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Friday, September 16, 2011
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
You know when you are getting a bit long in the tooth when you look at the wee yins and cannot fathom their antics... I speak specifically of the trend towards photographing yourself, either at arms length or in a mirror. I recall when no one EVER stood there taking photos of themselves... however this isn't the worst of it... there is also that trend towards taking photos of your own arse!!!! Yeah... I know. The irony being that most of the people who manage to get a snap of their bum are often very attractive and would have no trouble convincing someone else to photograph it on their behalf... it's a paradox... 'A person so sexy they have to take photos of themselves... often standing by a toilet' .... You see what I am getting at? A class act it aint
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
In the course of an average day I am often asked on average... so here's how
Using 'Gilbert's Column', the unsurpassed method for creating curved unpopular stature reinterminance, roughly (to within a nano metre) lay down some sort of an idea as to the surrounding land
very accurately draw in the tope half of the picture you wish to assemble... REMEMBER: BY THIS POINT THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO GOING BACK AND ANY INJURY AT SUCH ALTITUDE COULD RESULT IN INSTANT DEATH... POSSIBLY EVEN QUICKER THAN THAT.
I often like to use the silouette of a breaching hump back whale to sketch the hair area of a drawing. For best results I use the great beast in it's ascent
fig-2 Reference. There is no shame in whole heartedly mentioning photographic respresentations of something you may later rely on in court
fig-3 Draw in any missing parts of the drawing
fig-5 colour the whole thing blue
NB- a simple pile of blues scrawled next to you finished piece, whilst there ONLY to mislead can be easily added at any time
Well that's how I do it, and now my assistant will pass among you with his collection bucket
'To paint is very nice, but stealing makes you a genius'- Pablo Pancreas