Thursday, July 26, 2007

reverse caricature

I aint too hot at caricatures so decide to make them backwards. If the above picture looks like you send me twenty quid.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Lunar Lenny

We heard they was growing strawberries on the moon
So we sent up our uncle Lenny
It was a long way to go
and he searched high and low
but when he returned home he said 'they hadn't any'

Friday, July 20, 2007

tibetan mind tennis

he's the greatest space explorer in the whole exploring land
he's fought a tiger walking backwards and it bit off his pipe hand
the Guallan natives call him 'Capowee-way' in what he thinks is great effection
but it literally translates to 'I am off to pick some dates, could you point in their direction.'

Ah yes the memoriods come whizzling back in glorious technimole humps. It was the springe of sevumpteen sickly eleven. I had just graduated and with my finely etched wooden metal work and fierce berrating diploma in my pocket i limped off down the main drag of edinburgh which in those innocent times was called glasgow.... stay tuned for no further updates to this story beamed directly into your mobile phone and or other useless device that marketting men told you it would be impossible to live without.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Monday, July 16, 2007

Small Faces - Happydaystoytown

They're right you know

up the UHT!!!!

The coppers claim that they're in charge
then tell us villains are at large
we should surely dock their pay
when they let baddies get away.

Sunday, July 15, 2007

not rob

I drew this picture of one of the talented fellows i have met since landing in Canada. Everyone agrees it looks nothing like him.

Monday, July 09, 2007

Tyrelessly working for you.....

In the land where rubber is but a pipe dream (a rubber pipe that is... not a rubber dream) Mmmmm rubber dreams... bouncy. they get rubber out of trees you know? I can't imagine the type of mind it would take to hide it in there in the first place.

Monday, July 02, 2007

gimme the moonlight and you my dear

found sketch from 48 years ago when I was in the hollywood navy... finished up with adobe gunslinger kit