Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Ho Ho Hoo?

Who in your house plays the wii? Well now Ant and Dec it just so happens you've caught us all playing all at once and having the time of our 'ethnically diverse, age group encompassing and social persuation representational' lives... get fit this christmas... with the wii... or go for a walk

Monty Christo everyone!!!!!!

Wednesday, December 09, 2009


Inevitably there came a day when Mr Gainsborough thought
'What the flack am I doing here anyway???' and it did not go
unnoticed by his pupils

Sunday, November 15, 2009

The trill of it all

It was a special day and a special meal was the best way to express Cyril's feelings

Monday, November 09, 2009

Chiff Monster's celebrity 11

pretentious half baked frame idea

Sunday, November 01, 2009

Dog sitting

Two things I have learned this last week
1) I don't get on well with dogs
2) Apperently new bigger pringles tubes contain actual 'fun'

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

and now the end is near

I am off... had enough wi' bloody computers... and I don't speak french... is that proper french there?

Anyway I am going to walk somewhere for a while

adieu (I don't speak spanish either)

Tuesday, October 13, 2009


With her invisible glass of wine she ably fights crime

Monday, October 12, 2009

Stan Dwelback

see how far back you have to stand to miss all the cock ups here.... less than 5ft wins a prize

Monday, October 05, 2009

I am off to war my dainty rose

why we do it no one knows.

they're bombing for peace again

Monday, September 21, 2009

Monday, September 14, 2009

Rover The Un-chicken

Rare four legged chicken found in farmyard. Experts have tried to examine this miraculous specimen but have so far been held back by it's vicious barking and snappy gob. Once they get it back on it's lead it is hoped that answers will be garnered as to it's lack of wings and excellent sense of smell.

Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Friday, August 28, 2009

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Air rushing through your tea cups

my personal biographer and body guard took this photo of me just then and here it is. Thanks Glenda (her real name is actually 'gLenda' spelt with hippy bread)

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Number 9 (nine)

You know that Rockin Jelly Bean lad? He's great isn't he

Friday, August 14, 2009

Your Tube

If the internet has taught us anything, it's that we are better than everyone else on the internet ... plus, they can't spell. I have taken these lessons learned via electronic informational highway and applied them to my day to day life. Suffice to say that I am now the best guy around

Monday, August 10, 2009

Sit mash com ups

For the benefit of Mr Burnett who feels with a passion called hate

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Shousich, heggs n beansh

Thorough bred pups
win shields and shiney cups
but, cross breeds bearing tufts
are escorted out of crufts

Monday, July 27, 2009

fast food and fast women

You could cut the atmosphere with a spoon

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Instant barbeque

Now contains full body sock (ribbed for someone's pleasure) and asian gas.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Curry Mismous

{insert hugely amusing captions and solid gold levity}

Monday, July 06, 2009

Good mornink sir, you wanna buya some dymands?

This is my pal Wilco's shed where we often plot wonderfilled business matters while his son runs back and f'rerds wi' his mates on a colourful variety of vehicles.

Meanwhile on the outskirts of Paris.....

Saturday, July 04, 2009

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Expensive holidays and wide faced women

Here we are then. Me and owd Wilco there. A wonderful selection of garments, all hand cooked using feet

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Dealing with a twentieth century shirt

crinkle cut sandwiches
cut picnic style
2 tickets to the alhambra
will be mine in a while

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

monsieur lapin

Zip zop ziddle
zip zop zoo
why would a chicken
bother with you?

Monday, June 15, 2009

Trout pontoon, perch poker, stickle back dom

Lucosade always tasted better with the cellophane bit on the bottle, tell that to kids these days and they have an asthma attack


Quick one, maybe you are missing from it... sorry.
Congratulations to cartoon Saloon for winning their own tankard.

Either way, grand time was had, thanks to everyone for grins and shared scoops

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Thursday, June 04, 2009

Cold day in Cleethorpes

'I am trully an iceberg in a sea of dead fish' - Marianne Shovel 1923

Monday, June 01, 2009

Not mine... "Notto Mine-o"

My old mucker Alfredo made this on his blog. I think it is informative and worthy of note. hello

Monday, May 25, 2009

Thursday, May 21, 2009


Dink Thifferent

Monday, May 11, 2009

The death of the TV chat show

Ladies and gentleman please welcome... Justin Lee f*ckin Collins... lowering the bar from 7 til late

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

How thin is your skin?

Can't we all just get along?

Wednesday, April 29, 2009


yes yes... I agree, it should read... leaving 'behind' the time honoured... but having had the misfortune of neither growing up in Scotland or Ireland I have not learned fully how to actually use the english language

Monday, April 27, 2009

Space holder

off colour remarks and rhubarb

Thursday, April 16, 2009