Monday, June 25, 2007

Lift heavy things until you no longer can

I just did a thing there for a gym... this isn't it but I wish that it was. Doing the job certainly influenced me to smoke more and maybe up my baby cham habit.

(sing to the tune of 'Lonely hot summer red neck woman trailer shaking fried chicken attack)
Crystal clear lakes
still make mistakes
like me they are fingers and thumb
at just the glance at your bum...

Wednesday, June 20, 2007


Best prices paid for copper piping and box spring mattresses.

Monday, June 18, 2007

sidepants invisible

I drew this and then wondered if anyone liked it. I thought 'ah yes that looks to be filled with fun' and lo and behold neither did anyone else... tis a tough world looking through the billets of fallen comrades.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

a letter to crispin garland

Yeah Christian I am in the Canada (see above for the right and proper approach to enjoying the great outdoors) where the moose roam around the landing at two in the morning without putting the light on. Anyways around there are bears and chip monks and all kinds of big things from here and about. Here is a picture of me near a huge canadian puddle which they call a lake. There are tonnes of dudes up here and lots of silly all the while. The sun has got his hat on!

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

cripple biscuit nipple man cat

I think it means motorway crash in french