Monday, November 04, 2013

Platitude platitude cliche cliche

pseudo salient point...courtesy.... feigned interest
I drew this but it didn't quite fit the bill. I still like it though

Monday, October 21, 2013

Take a fishing boat to my heart

Beer pong
Beer bong
frat top hats
all wrong


Thursday, August 29, 2013

John Travolta

I figured John Travolta has made three good films and all the rest have been rubbish.
1-Grease
2-Pulp Fiction
3-.... no actually, 2 good films

am I wrong?

Sunday, August 25, 2013

Imagined celebrity afflictions

The second in the slow going series

Corns

Tuesday, August 06, 2013

Monday, July 15, 2013

Cheese and rice

Am I alone in thinking that beat boxing is a bag of arse?

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Mavis catches up

This performance has been knocked down and the pieces used to construct a warning monument

Monday, May 20, 2013

Removal of teeth

Due to an act of world leading arsey these posts will now trickle to a stop. England has passed the orphan bill which effectively takes the ownership of photography, illustration, ideas posted on the internet out of the hands of the creators and presents it to anyone seeking use of said artwork without permission (IE- for FREE) so long as they have had a look for the actual copyright holder... how you prove that you 'looked' is anyone's guess. Luckily, for a price, you can register EVERY piece of artwork you post, or have ever posted with a newly created central agency. It used to be that if you created something it was yours until such a time as someone paid you to use it. With this new bill you must now pay for a right that you already had to be protected from a threat that the removal of that right has introduced


That's some catch that catch 22?
The best!

Tuesday, May 07, 2013

Mon dieu!

I had an episode of the twilight zone playing in the background as i worked and happened to glance this marvel of facial construction. My goodness, what to say... she has greek parts, slight Italian influence, perhaps some indian (native american, peruvian) an aqualine nose, cheeky pixie ears, bit of eastern european, open and honest with smouldering under currents... my word, what an absolute beauty.

Friday, April 26, 2013

The Mystical Boudoir Of Nurse Gladys Emmanuel

I found these designs I made a while back for those admirable Dutchies at Ka Ching studios. As is often the case I couldn't see the wood for the trees at the time but looking back that spongey mallet is quite lovelly

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Stiff little corners

rejected world level for a game i am working on... in the end we didn't need 'Mid west' world and in fact no one knew why the hell I tried to foist it on them in the first place

Thursday, April 04, 2013

In the middle of the night

puke puke giggle puke scream back to sleep

Monday, March 25, 2013

Gilbert Chlorophil went and made it worse

'Drawing cartoons in my class? You should keep that up' - said no teachers ever

Saturday, March 23, 2013

The good life

The trouble with waving your fingers at the gas man with your all singing all dancing multi-fuel stove is you have to get out in all weathers looking for logs. When you have a bike and bogey set up the 'all weathers' part of the deal becomes most unfortunate. On this little voyage (depicted above) I was pulled up by a police woman on a horse, laughed at by urchins next to the football pitches and harangued by a man in a green van who assured me 'I own all this' before driving off as I was approaching him with a bribe. It's not all Felicity Kendal out here is the drizzle.

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Friday, March 08, 2013

Found

Midnight discovery at three

Wednesday, March 06, 2013

I know I had it cornwall

An improbable stance if ever I saw one... and I have... how about that new Patsy Kensit weight watchers advert? It's almost a study in improbable stances. Two questions arise from Patsy Kensit's proper dodgey pushing of weight watchers 1) when was she ever fat? 2) What the blistering frig has happened with the poor girl's mush?


...hell's teeth!

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Americans for breakfast

Americans for breakfast
americans for tea
flag waving and wholesome
for god and liberty

They get a bad press them yanks but I reckon they're not so bad. people are people. However nob heads are nob heads and that nob head off the 'drivers, dives, diners' telly show is a right plum. King nob head he is

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Better because it's NEW

She just walked by my window
I swear little laddie boy she did
her sister looked slightly less slutty
but the same can't be said for her kid


ooooo-ah, fashion... beep beep

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Saturday, February 09, 2013

Pan face pan player

In the kitchen he's king
he can play anything
lately he's been trying
to play the pan used for frying

Monday, February 04, 2013

It's back on

The boys are back in town.
Best of luck fellows

Friday, January 25, 2013

Sold out

She should have used Odorono

Monday, January 21, 2013

Twigged

After looking at Jez Hall's blog I drew this... it is the sign of a good drawist that upon viewing their work you cannot help but draw something immediately. So hats off to those that inspire (ha ha ha of course the joke is on them because I'm not even wearing a hat let alone taking it off.... pffffffft suckers!!!!)

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Billy Windies

C'mon, cough your windies up... you'll only get hiccups otherwise

Sunday, January 06, 2013

'Celebrity' imagined afflictions

This month I am imaging that Kirsty Alley has always had a headache. From the moment I saw her on Cheers and in all the subsequent shows I have no idea about, I'd say she appeared to have a headache.
I don't know why she just looks like she is uncomfortable above the neck... also she looks a bit itchy