I looked through the window
and painted on the glass
was a new and mysterious island
fired from a pigeon's ass
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Monday, March 22, 2010
Here is my old pitch idea....................
Mallory Lumbago (concept)
Mallory Lumbago is an ordinary teenage girl with a haircut
and a desire to go to the prom. Only trouble is her cell phone
contains the spirit of long dead queen of the equestriad 'Ms Splint'.
High jinx and moralistic tales ensue as Ms Splint unleashes
back shattering orgasms through Mallory and her chums at precisely
the wrong moment (on a driving test, at the breakfast table, during unprotected
teen age sex). Her friends respond with their catch phrase 'OH MY GOD!'
which is either speeded up and repeated or slowed down to a painful level.
The friends are Rita Marley-A black activist. Clamidia-A chinese cripple
and Petra-a quirky robot with street smarts.
The stories take place in either the mall, the school gym or somewhere else.
Story outline- everyone needs a date for the prom even Tommo the light relief
(a jug eared nazi war criminal)... family values are reinforced like dull nails hammered
home without humour or imagination. Ms Splint administers her tuppence pleasures
and the girls say 'OH MY GOD!' in response to everything and anything.