Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Back on the shopahol, the tale of the shopaholic

She has a haircut a little bit like that one out of Black Books... you know, Dylan Moran, Bill Bailey and that one with the hair cut... Tasmin... something or other... anyway... this one here above has a haircut that reminds me a little bit of that haircut that she has on black books... you know... Tasmin Greig... tasmin Greig has a haircut a bit like this one here... you know... out of black books... she was good in 'the green wing' too... they were all good in that...alan partridges mate Dan and that one from 'hippies'... especially good was Michelle Gomez who is a right sauce bottle too by the way

Monday, October 25, 2010

Weasels ripped my flumps

60% beaver... 19% lawyers first mate (with honours)... 22% bad maths
Moody eyeballs on fishing rods
smoking hemp with my cephlopods

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Will wonders never crease?

tackling the peat bogs of yestermorrow

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Up coming events

Everyones favourite cockney fake rogue tough nut Danny Dyer coming to a small screen near you sometime soon

Chunky fat, carrying a few extra folds???

Laugh away that unattractive wobbly flesh with this new and improved chortle type joke... which isn't funny

Thursday, October 07, 2010

Electric german neighbours

laughing at ya through the bran flakes

Wednesday, October 06, 2010

My most favouritist

I like this joke I made pretty much 200% more than anyone else... which is no redundant boast considering everyone subjected to it dislikes it with every fibre in their bodies

Monday, October 04, 2010

Hat? No hat?

Is it a hat day or is it NO?.... votes will be counted at 2.52pm or 14.52 or 7 minutes ago

Sunday, October 03, 2010