Future wars coming soon

future wars are coming soon

using sand cannon and water pistol

from prison camps you'll hear the cries

from the beds that are fashioned from thistle

In case of emergency

Neven Nesic's cousin

here's neven nesic's cousin

at last count he had a dozen

this one sleeps beneath a tan

the rest crowd inside a caravan

the party of the first part

It was splendid and sleek
it went on for over a week
there were pukers there were fights
the police showed up on every night
we were together in the riotous laugh
the morning after we all moved gaff
such a success we should entertain again
I'll send you a post card telling you when

try to bed a bed wetter

try to bed a bed wetter
a wetted bed is best

Out here on the perimeter there are no stars

out here we are stoooooooooooooooooooooored.... efficiently

Officer please....

take these scissors away