Believey's- Ripple it or Not

Sold out

She should have used Odorono

Twigged

After looking at Jez Hall's blog I drew this... it is the sign of a good drawist that upon viewing their work you cannot help but draw something immediately. So hats off to those that inspire (ha ha ha of course the joke is on them because I'm not even wearing a hat let alone taking it off.... pffffffft suckers!!!!)

Billy Windies

C'mon, cough your windies up... you'll only get hiccups otherwise

'Celebrity' imagined afflictions

This month I am imaging that Kirsty Alley has always had a headache. From the moment I saw her on Cheers and in all the subsequent shows I have no idea about, I'd say she appeared to have a headache.
I don't know why she just looks like she is uncomfortable above the neck... also she looks a bit itchy

Indifference

I responded to a logo enquirey with this little multi-limbed lady. To my surprise not only has it gone unapproved but worse, it has been entirely ignored. That's the full 100% ignored. Why do I bother?
Ahh well back to the drawing gourd

Holy diver

Under the see

Hardly a castle Paul

Misty morning, clouds in the sky
Without warning, the wizard walks by
Casting his shadow, weaving his spell
Funny clothes, tinkling bell

Cabbage looking in mufty

Perfect with chicken

Here is one inspired by the greatest drawer of cartoon hands 'Barth' (is that the name???) at http://yearinmerde.blogspot.co.uk/

Other than that I am upset lately by the phrases 'grab a bite' and  'fix you a plate'. Is it peculiar to america or does everyone use this phrase now?

Lew Nocal

You have to have a local, and this one is mine depicted from an impossible angle which I didn't draw it from.... it's all in the mind you see.... all in the mind....

Now with extra take off

Sun Ra
Brian Blessed
Screaming J Hawkins
Kof

soon be easter

Missing Dazed Driving

Going down to Georgia

Pens

well now

John K

Some times I make a good fist of the caricaturing.... some times not.... here is perhaps a John K... on the other hand, I have four fingers and a thumb

RED

Welcome to red

The vorpal blade

have at you, you curr!

Quando quando quando

So when did 'the wow factor' begin? When was it decided to apply the phrase to everything from cup cakes to tudor home renovation?
So when did 'on trend' begin it's creeping progress into every day talk?
So when will I be on a winning pub quiz team again?

and another thing... why is 'road kill' deemed dirty or at least distasteful? Is this another example of our twisted view of the world without. Try 'mechanised high stress kill' , 'electrocuted kill', 'bolt through the head kill', 'slowly drained of blood kill'... do they sound more appetising?
    I only ask because the other day I read about a chinese restaurant that was done for using a road killed deer as food. The report kind of suggested that the deer (which was still bleeding) was some how tainted because of the way it's end was met. Say to a fellow meat eater that you eat road kill and watch the crinkly brow and up turned conk. Explain the horrifically stressful and cruel method by which chickens make it to their fridge and watch the floods of indifference wash away any interest they may have politely conjured.

It's strange isn't it? 

King rat

In the flagon by the telly
cross keys food now in the telly

Reasons to be cheerful

These are the parts of animation that make all the tinkering and the incredibly long process worth while. I always like the bits between

.... also, this is top secret so don't tell anyone you saw it