Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Americans for breakfast

Americans for breakfast
americans for tea
flag waving and wholesome
for god and liberty

They get a bad press them yanks but I reckon they're not so bad. people are people. However nob heads are nob heads and that nob head off the 'drivers, dives, diners' telly show is a right plum. King nob head he is

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Better because it's NEW

She just walked by my window
I swear little laddie boy she did
her sister looked slightly less slutty
but the same can't be said for her kid


ooooo-ah, fashion... beep beep

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Saturday, February 09, 2013

Pan face pan player

In the kitchen he's king
he can play anything
lately he's been trying
to play the pan used for frying

Thursday, February 07, 2013

Monday, February 04, 2013

It's back on

The boys are back in town.
Best of luck fellows

Saturday, January 26, 2013

Friday, January 25, 2013

Sold out

She should have used Odorono

Monday, January 21, 2013

Twigged

After looking at Jez Hall's blog I drew this... it is the sign of a good drawist that upon viewing their work you cannot help but draw something immediately. So hats off to those that inspire (ha ha ha of course the joke is on them because I'm not even wearing a hat let alone taking it off.... pffffffft suckers!!!!)

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Billy Windies

C'mon, cough your windies up... you'll only get hiccups otherwise

Sunday, January 06, 2013

'Celebrity' imagined afflictions

This month I am imaging that Kirsty Alley has always had a headache. From the moment I saw her on Cheers and in all the subsequent shows I have no idea about, I'd say she appeared to have a headache.
I don't know why she just looks like she is uncomfortable above the neck... also she looks a bit itchy

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Indifference

I responded to a logo enquirey with this little multi-limbed lady. To my surprise not only has it gone unapproved but worse, it has been entirely ignored. That's the full 100% ignored. Why do I bother?
Ahh well back to the drawing gourd

Monday, December 17, 2012

Holy diver

Under the see

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Hardly a castle Paul

Misty morning, clouds in the sky
Without warning, the wizard walks by
Casting his shadow, weaving his spell
Funny clothes, tinkling bell

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Thursday, December 06, 2012

Perfect with chicken

Here is one inspired by the greatest drawer of cartoon hands 'Barth' (is that the name???) at http://yearinmerde.blogspot.co.uk/

Other than that I am upset lately by the phrases 'grab a bite' and  'fix you a plate'. Is it peculiar to america or does everyone use this phrase now?

Friday, November 16, 2012

Lew Nocal

You have to have a local, and this one is mine depicted from an impossible angle which I didn't draw it from.... it's all in the mind you see.... all in the mind....

Thursday, November 08, 2012

Now with extra take off

Sun Ra
Brian Blessed
Screaming J Hawkins
Kof

soon be easter

Tuesday, November 06, 2012

Missing Dazed Driving

Going down to Georgia

Monday, November 05, 2012