In my every day occupation as a big shot I am inundated with idiots and hawkers trying to push their latest brain fart on me. I am always gracious and talk with them for a few minutes before getting the security to teach them a lesson as they exit my solid gold building on Platinum nums lane here in Mayfair London cheap fags and spec savers. Above posted are some top notch ideas i myself have come up with as a beacon if you will for others less stupid than I to follow and one day own a fleet of brass prams themselves. Of course these are just ideas quickly jotted down but the fact that is was me who did the jotting makes them bankable with all the big studios.. in fact I printed some copies off on my solid uranium epson copier (with silk buttons) and exchange them for cash at every high street bank in Swaziland. I spent the money on cristal bottox at 12 million dollars a bottle which i poured on the floor like my hero 50 cent. It was quite a night.
Thursday, January 18, 2007
Freeman Wilby Tea Pot
In my every day occupation as a big shot I am inundated with idiots and hawkers trying to push their latest brain fart on me. I am always gracious and talk with them for a few minutes before getting the security to teach them a lesson as they exit my solid gold building on Platinum nums lane here in Mayfair London cheap fags and spec savers. Above posted are some top notch ideas i myself have come up with as a beacon if you will for others less stupid than I to follow and one day own a fleet of brass prams themselves. Of course these are just ideas quickly jotted down but the fact that is was me who did the jotting makes them bankable with all the big studios.. in fact I printed some copies off on my solid uranium epson copier (with silk buttons) and exchange them for cash at every high street bank in Swaziland. I spent the money on cristal bottox at 12 million dollars a bottle which i poured on the floor like my hero 50 cent. It was quite a night.
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wait...what?
big shots. 50 cent. self proclaimed greatness!
you should start throwing handfuls of 100 dollar bills onto the windshields of passing vehicles as true testament of your greatness.
oh by the way great character designs.
well I think my certificate for 100 metres breast stroke runner up semi finalist and the football trophy I bought speak clearly as to the type of go getter and big deal i really am.
I didn't even know that you were a blogger. A blogger that actually posts stuff. If you do ever find yerself in Montreal be sure to give me a shout. A really loud shout. Preferably a shout one would not ususaly find in Montreal... perhaps an elephant or panda. I'll leave that up to you.
I used to have a kid but I traded it for one of those cristall botox's. Deals like that don't come around all that often so I took it and haven't looked back since. Awesome drawings too ;)
Hey there, Micky!!!
I tried to go gardeneeering but realized my back yard was made of pavement. So I looked at your blog instead. I put a link to your blog on my blog, then had a 'cup O tea and a cinnamon fucking roll' to celebrate your existance.
I think you should record an album of silly songs. You should probably get Dr. Dre to produce it. Did you know that he's not a real doctor?
ehm...i was actually going to leave you a comment but i forgot what it was about.
stay well my dear!
CIAO MICHELE! great stuff as always.....
How is your leg?? We really miss you...anyway your "pillock" friend has updated his blog. I'm behaving now!!
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