'Sayings'

yes yes... I agree, it should read... leaving 'behind' the time honoured... but having had the misfortune of neither growing up in Scotland or Ireland I have not learned fully how to actually use the english language

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off colour remarks and rhubarb

early days

'ave we any buttys left?

yeah but they're beef and mustard... your aunty made them... that's why they're rubbish