Tuesday, September 13, 2011

How do you, doo?




In the course of an average day I am often asked on average... so here's how

fig-1

Using 'Gilbert's Column', the unsurpassed method for creating curved unpopular stature reinterminance, roughly (to within a nano metre) lay down some sort of an idea as to the surrounding land

fig-2

very accurately draw in the tope half of the picture you wish to assemble... REMEMBER: BY THIS POINT THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO GOING BACK AND ANY INJURY AT SUCH ALTITUDE COULD RESULT IN INSTANT DEATH... POSSIBLY EVEN QUICKER THAN THAT.

I often like to use the silouette of a breaching hump back whale to sketch the hair area of a drawing. For best results I use the great beast in it's ascent

fig-2 Reference. There is no shame in whole heartedly mentioning photographic respresentations of something you may later rely on in court

fig-3 Draw in any missing parts of the drawing

fig-5 colour the whole thing blue



NB- a simple pile of blues scrawled next to you finished piece, whilst there ONLY to mislead can be easily added at any time



Well that's how I do it, and now my assistant will pass among you with his collection bucket



'To paint is very nice, but stealing makes you a genius'- Pablo Pancreas

3 comments:

ray forkan said...

pablo pancreas was write

Lee said...

Glad you cleared this up!

Martin Knox said...

Omazing! I nearly!