The word is the enemy

The mischievous Z

Do you have an idea? Is it weak and in need of help? Why not 'brainstorm' it!!!??? All the cool creatives are doing it. Several people will dilute an idea to absolutely nothing faster than a speeding budget cut. Remember kids.. 'Brainstorm' will wash away unsightly personality, charm and ingenuity saving you time to get on with what's really important

Look a took

when spoonerisms collide

Anyway, I took a look at this old cartoon (right) and made my own version (left). As you can see the original (right) oozes charm and a mastery not evident in my own effort (left). When I finished drawing my picture (left) I thought I was right but it seems to have taken a sinister turn

If it aint fixed

Broke it

Noble Caustic

On a recent walk about the countlee sime i took thi photograph of the elements. If you look closely you can notiss a Ox, Lady owl, Otto the contemptible squirl, Henry Miller, a burrowing nazi war oyster and a clean venison fish  

Aromatic rain bulbs

it's early it's late
your misunderstood and unkind
an end to niggles thumps and hate
put your differences in a bag labelled 'nevermind'

or
kill splat twist... render!

Too many in the lift

Tomorrow's world, tonight at 6 on 7

Oscar Himalaya

Posh Poem Number FiVe
She was a horsey woman
he was a horsey horse
while 19 gears were set forward
the remainder were set to revorse

the body slipper

Far, far too lucid

Killing me softly

Does anyone else care?
You know when people say, ' I wish I knew what I know now when I was younger'
They don't mean it. On the surface they mean it, but, they really don't mean it

Bake me a vampire

Que?

mmmmm nice dermis

Let 'em eat eggs! ..... and chips... yeah... egg and chips!!