sunday mornink coming down

Nothing could be feeeeeena
than to be in Caroleeeeeeena
eeeeeen the mornink
nothing could be sweeter than my sweet heart when I see her
eeeeeen the mornink

Roller Poster

Without honour without code

that's no way to live soldier!

How do you spend your time?

Ella Borate and the Metaphives

I was complaining about people being too 'mid-sized' in the local supermarket today and the girl behind the desk said 'how long did it take you to think of that one?' that's what i like about england, everyone is inherently a smart arse, perfectly capable, and willing to take the wind from a silly sausage's sails.

got a letter from the government the other day

BULLSEYE!!!! C'MERE BULLSEYE!!!!

awwww sugar puddns!!!

It aint usually my place to moan but... check this out... i feel sick... check out the shit below...

CreativeWorks designed the 3-D Pozles in record time.

In keeping with CreativeWorks tradition of quality and speed when it comes to any project, CW designed and created the 3-D Pozles Universe, from scratch, in a phenomenal 4 days! In less than 100 hours from contact, or in less time than it would take to drive across the United States, CreativeWorks built an entire, imaginative 3-D Universe for Big Hug Productions!

...... i designed and directed this trailer last year....



I made this at least 8 months ago... and remarkably 'Creative Works' made it from
scratch in a phenomenal 4 days... go figure?????? I think I am justified in pointing out their trespass. i really wouldn't mind but, it's just so rude

show me show me show me how you do that trick

D'ya remember when Neil Young was in The Cure?
... man that was one weird night wasn't it?

How to draw last year

I made this last year and don't recall ever posting it on here. So for all those people with really nothing better to do, here it is for your viewing pleasure... at once both entertainacull and educajun chicken

watching the telly

So anyway yes well ok... I admit it i was watching Frasier... I know I know... big bag of crap that it is.. it was on alright and some of it got in my eye... i made this quick sketch of what i thought was Kelsey grammar... I know it isn't very good but there it is. Other crap telly i managed to avoid was 'american chopper' (episode 45, Pauly jr orders a part, the part arrives, pauly jr fits part... brilliant, you really couldn't write it) 'Miami Ink' i have managed to avoid this mostly but it is about some lads in a tattoo shop and they run it... another triumphant break through in entertainment... 'Most Haunted'.. yep, people standing in a room with the lights off filming moths.... i did see a great one advertised along these lines.. Ghost hunting with Danielle Westbrooke... i know... what is it all about??? danielle Westbrooke is famous for being an average actress on that god awful show 'East cockney knees up mother browns how's yer father apples and pears they only murdered their own and they loved their ma enders' and also she made her conventional two nostrils into one in order to get more personality powder up there so she could talk about herself more loudly while sweating.... what she has to do with ghost hunting i have no idea. Remember Alan partridge pitching those shows to the head of the BBC 'Youth Hosteling with Chris Eubank' 'A Partridge among the pigeons... just me in trafalgar square going 'oh god'.... that was a joke in his show but it's coming true. yeah so there you go, TV is crap... no big surprise is it... ok I feel better now, bye

Jackie mooooovieeeee

christmas fiddly dinks

First one is from a mighty western tale ... and the one below is from a white knuckle ride through the powers of darkness....

no mince pies for me this year... oh no... just lean, keen, cartoon...erm.... working ...er... on them... bugger! that doesn't work at all does it.... rasp grabble finky spankers

there is a hole in my lino...

How it got there, i don't know.

coming soon... sooner than you think.... hey, don't look at me like that, I really mean it this time

answers on a postcarp

extra extra read all about it

I have been making something for years now and it looks like it may be coming together.. then again

Musk rabbits

Fashion

Fashion turn to the left.... right.... oooooooooooooo, we are the goon squad and we're coming to town BEEP BEEP!

now there's a singerist

they just don't get it do they

When something is hilarious there is a definite reaction... you laugh, juice seeps from your eyes... you get a ruddy face... short of breath.... you emit snorts, squeals and on occasion snot comes out of your nose. What you don't do when something REALLY IS hilarious, is have the presence of mind to say 'that's hilarious'.

So for those that get up to this type of false labeling I say.... STOP IT.

Meanwhile up at castle Frankenstump