Wednesday, October 25, 2006

killing in the name of........

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha funzie fun fun. 'trouble is as trouble does' our angry school llama used to say... before the 'unpleasantness'. i knew a fella at school who for no reason other than his own amusement let loose all the locusts out of a tank in science class. He was called Darren Walsh then and probably still is now... what a guy. In a similar vein but entirely different I let loose a hamster in a shared house I shared with some muppets whilst working in Liverpool. The hamster used this free time to go into secret places and meet with shadowy hairy wee beasts. After the fifth time I let the guy stretch his legs he had it away across the border to Mexico or Honduras or Bootle... it's hard to tell when all that he left was a note pinned to a cactus. It read simply 'Aza outta h'ey an' I don' be comey bag' ...his english was appauling and upon reading the scrawl i vowed never to speak of him again ....doh!

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