Monday, February 11, 2008

why wouldn't you?

here is what cars would look like if you left them to their own devices... but oooooooooh no. You have to go fiddling with this... fuel lining with that... torquing all over the shop... brake pads and all that. cars in the wild are not naturally aggresive, it is only with the introduction of roads and toll booths that the usually placid automobile has become the beepy, squash yer toes, bad smellin arse that it is today. It's a real shame. I remember when you could feed them carrots and sugar lumps... in those days we called them horses and they were a lot better looking too.

5 comments:

Thorsten Hasenkamm said...

Good-lookin'!

Daniel Ted said...

Funny.

Ale said...

does it have a solar panel on the roof? if it does, and if it has the driving thing on the left i would like to order three of them.

Jon McNally said...

It's the ol' Nature vs. Nurture debate, huh? I happen to think those mean nitro-burning funny cars would exist without human intervention.

Bubbashelby said...

All this post needs is Ted and Doogal singing "My Lovely Horse" to be perfect.