Here are some phrases that are shit*'hit you up' meaning, contact you
*'user interface' meaning .... f*ck knows what??!!
*'Human resources' meaning, you are not a human worthy of consideration, but a resource to be used up. Obviously the word 'personnel' had to be replaced due to it's terrifying over tones.
*'24 / 7' meaning, I am a dullard but i heard this some time back and now I will pepper my conversations with it creating the illusion that I am some kind of yuppie/ high profile football coach who is so busy with one thing or another I must shorten the phrase 'all of the time' or 'constantly' to 24/7 .
*'work station' meaning, desk.
*'to die for' meaning, I'm a pretentious nob squeeze.
*'at the end of the day' meaning, that's the way it is and I resign myself to whatever situation I grimly attach this phrase to, no matter how shit it may be. The beauty of this phrase is that so many people use it it has become short hand for unthinking submission which is fine because, at the end of the day, that's the way it is right?
A phrase that is brilliant
*'Yowzer' which is self explanatory
7 comments:
that's the best thing i've read in awhile. I love your drawings too.
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Yep, all true. Great work too
You need to add 'pretentious nob squeeze' to Yowser.Made me chuckle. Also you didn't put LOL, My bad and face time to the shit phrases. Nice observations guy.
your drawing made me instantly happy.
you can't mess with yowzer Christian.... it has such potential
Love her attitude!!
Thanks for all the support lately.
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