Her name was Pauline

I know I know... she's be more scuffed up living in a tree and all that but I left all my 'scuff coloured' pens on the bus last week so it is impossible for me to effectively represent a proper scuff... sorry but that's the way it is... I have written to the gass board several time and on each occation I have been assured that they cannot do a thing about it... they actually became quite rude of the telephone