awwww sugar puddns!!!

It aint usually my place to moan but... check this out... i feel sick... check out the shit below...

CreativeWorks designed the 3-D Pozles in record time.

In keeping with CreativeWorks tradition of quality and speed when it comes to any project, CW designed and created the 3-D Pozles Universe, from scratch, in a phenomenal 4 days! In less than 100 hours from contact, or in less time than it would take to drive across the United States, CreativeWorks built an entire, imaginative 3-D Universe for Big Hug Productions!

...... i designed and directed this trailer last year....



I made this at least 8 months ago... and remarkably 'Creative Works' made it from
scratch in a phenomenal 4 days... go figure?????? I think I am justified in pointing out their trespass. i really wouldn't mind but, it's just so rude

show me show me show me how you do that trick

D'ya remember when Neil Young was in The Cure?
... man that was one weird night wasn't it?

How to draw last year

I made this last year and don't recall ever posting it on here. So for all those people with really nothing better to do, here it is for your viewing pleasure... at once both entertainacull and educajun chicken

watching the telly

So anyway yes well ok... I admit it i was watching Frasier... I know I know... big bag of crap that it is.. it was on alright and some of it got in my eye... i made this quick sketch of what i thought was Kelsey grammar... I know it isn't very good but there it is. Other crap telly i managed to avoid was 'american chopper' (episode 45, Pauly jr orders a part, the part arrives, pauly jr fits part... brilliant, you really couldn't write it) 'Miami Ink' i have managed to avoid this mostly but it is about some lads in a tattoo shop and they run it... another triumphant break through in entertainment... 'Most Haunted'.. yep, people standing in a room with the lights off filming moths.... i did see a great one advertised along these lines.. Ghost hunting with Danielle Westbrooke... i know... what is it all about??? danielle Westbrooke is famous for being an average actress on that god awful show 'East cockney knees up mother browns how's yer father apples and pears they only murdered their own and they loved their ma enders' and also she made her conventional two nostrils into one in order to get more personality powder up there so she could talk about herself more loudly while sweating.... what she has to do with ghost hunting i have no idea. Remember Alan partridge pitching those shows to the head of the BBC 'Youth Hosteling with Chris Eubank' 'A Partridge among the pigeons... just me in trafalgar square going 'oh god'.... that was a joke in his show but it's coming true. yeah so there you go, TV is crap... no big surprise is it... ok I feel better now, bye

Jackie mooooovieeeee

christmas fiddly dinks

First one is from a mighty western tale ... and the one below is from a white knuckle ride through the powers of darkness....

no mince pies for me this year... oh no... just lean, keen, cartoon...erm.... working ...er... on them... bugger! that doesn't work at all does it.... rasp grabble finky spankers

there is a hole in my lino...

How it got there, i don't know.

coming soon... sooner than you think.... hey, don't look at me like that, I really mean it this time

answers on a postcarp

extra extra read all about it

I have been making something for years now and it looks like it may be coming together.. then again

Musk rabbits

Fashion

Fashion turn to the left.... right.... oooooooooooooo, we are the goon squad and we're coming to town BEEP BEEP!

now there's a singerist

they just don't get it do they

When something is hilarious there is a definite reaction... you laugh, juice seeps from your eyes... you get a ruddy face... short of breath.... you emit snorts, squeals and on occasion snot comes out of your nose. What you don't do when something REALLY IS hilarious, is have the presence of mind to say 'that's hilarious'.

So for those that get up to this type of false labeling I say.... STOP IT.

Meanwhile up at castle Frankenstump

the trouble with you is....

yer a bleedin idiot

keys to the bentley

pitch on the rocks

First, they say they want you (to draw a picture)
How they really need you (to draw it pretty quick)
Suddenly you find you're out there (drawing it quick)
Walking in a storm
When they know they have you
Then they really have you
Nothing you can do or say
You've got to leave, just get away
We all know the song... the proposal was all wrong

reasons to be cheerful ... part 13

this is a real turning point for me... sorry I'm driving and typing and just passed by my street.... oops there's the rozzers... quick Marjorie.... hold this typewriter, cheroot, back scratcher, glass of wine, bag of bananas... no, no that's fine Marjie my dear... I'll pull over.... sorry officer how can i help... erm two pints and a pair of whiskies please... what do you want Marjorie? No, no they don't do milk stout any more.... oh sorry, you do?... my mistake.. they do marjorie, yeah, milk stout, yeah... erm a pint of snake bite and a bowl of cherries then... and a packet of crisps ya bastard... what? No i didn't say anything... no, it's these brakes, yeah they're no good in the wet... yeah, or the dry

Clementine break

rip it up and start again

long lacey woman dressed in black

guess

guess how many hamsters i have in this bag and win both of them.

Square bears

square bears stay at home

wanton madness

some absolute rubbish that has little to do with anyone's idea of a good time

North Sea Ferrets

begin launch sequence... 10... apple... nuts.... 7.... banjo..... artifact.... 12... twentington..... uncle albert... we're so sorry

like sand through the hour glass... so go the days of our lives

...it has been two to seven years and here is the 'outcome'

the belly button lesson

here is a pic form my project 'The belly button lesson'. It will be completed in abour two to seven years from now... depending on the weather

soggy shoes

Snaggle crank

a book I am working on

sorry, I mean... a book mans best friend outside of a dog... inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.. Groucho Marx said that, I think, something like that anyway... I had a dream last night and there was a shop (store) in there which was called 'What does the world need? More trainers'. I woke up laughing and wrote it down convinced it was genius brung back from the void.... you can imagine my disappointment... go on I'll let ya.

cheap holidays in other peoples misery

here is a wee slice of Italy where they nailed our hats on wi' th' prices. Up there are Alessandra and Alfredo who were mucho generous with their apartment and grub... unfortunately I nearly dies trying to breathe in near their cat.

Here is the view from the camp site where they used softer nails on our hats When yor da moon
My pals Jon and kate have a gaff in spain. The lights go off when you turn on the shower. i thought Kate was joking when she told us that as we left the airport... turned out to be true.

Super terriferrets all round

Auto Re-stop

Using that finger... yes, that very finger there... using that finger there the fella will press the button and auto re-stop the whole situation

know your limits

then try to ignore your limits... let's all get better at everything... certain bad habits will disappear when chasing the happy positive trails of applied effort

bunch of filters

Did you see them lads over at the von kreep what not? You know, making the cereal killers and all that... well they didn't ask me to do one and i don't blame them a bit... here i have battered this sodden Mr Poe with all kinds of filters and rush rush and now I have reached the end of photoshop... a little sign popped up (beautifully rendered by the way) and it said 'that's it sonny, you have drank too deep from the computer well and now there is nothing left. please try coral paint or just go for a walk'.

Peter's pickling prospects pending (a)ppeal

new..'party pope'

fixed one above......

here is a picture that has nothing to do with shrimps