and now the end is near

I am off... had enough wi' bloody computers... and I don't speak french... is that proper french there?

Anyway I am going to walk somewhere for a while

adieu (I don't speak spanish either)

Anchor

With her invisible glass of wine she ably fights crime

Stan Dwelback

see how far back you have to stand to miss all the cock ups here.... less than 5ft wins a prize

I am off to war my dainty rose

why we do it no one knows.


they're bombing for peace again

5:15

Rover The Un-chicken

Rare four legged chicken found in farmyard. Experts have tried to examine this miraculous specimen but have so far been held back by it's vicious barking and snappy gob. Once they get it back on it's lead it is hoped that answers will be garnered as to it's lack of wings and excellent sense of smell.

Madonna in 'pants on' shocker

Natty suit ain'it

You'd better wise up Janet Weiss.

mystery solved then I guess

Air rushing through your tea cups

my personal biographer and body guard took this photo of me just then and here it is. Thanks Glenda (her real name is actually 'gLenda' spelt with hippy bread)

Number 9 (nine)

You know that Rockin Jelly Bean lad? He's great isn't he

Your Tube

If the internet has taught us anything, it's that we are better than everyone else on the internet ... plus, they can't spell. I have taken these lessons learned via electronic informational highway and applied them to my day to day life. Suffice to say that I am now the best guy around

Sit mash com ups

For the benefit of Mr Burnett who feels with a passion called hate

Shousich, heggs n beansh

Thorough bred pups
win shields and shiney cups
but, cross breeds bearing tufts
are escorted out of crufts

fast food and fast women

You could cut the atmosphere with a spoon

Instant barbeque

Now contains full body sock (ribbed for someone's pleasure) and asian gas.

Curry Mismous

{insert hugely amusing captions and solid gold levity}

Good mornink sir, you wanna buya some dymands?

This is my pal Wilco's shed where we often plot wonderfilled business matters while his son runs back and f'rerds wi' his mates on a colourful variety of vehicles.

Meanwhile on the outskirts of Paris.....

dulllightssmallcity

Expensive holidays and wide faced women

Here we are then. Me and owd Wilco there. A wonderful selection of garments, all hand cooked using feet

Dealing with a twentieth century shirt

crinkle cut sandwiches
cut picnic style
2 tickets to the alhambra
will be mine in a while