Tea drinking

I started with the horse... I have no clue why the rest got involved

Coming soon, to a tiny screen near you

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Paternity crish bombardier speckled hen

roger dodger over and trout... seabass.... whelks.....

glinesykimpossiblycheapsmut

Maw-mo

This is becoming popular....

It would appear that some folks I admire from a distance are making these 'influence' charts.
Obviously I thought that it was another attempt by the internet to promote narcissism in a
new and creative way... then I thought ahh bollocks to it....

Can you guess the arters? Do you care? One lump or two?

Corn Ice cream

karambolage

Precious little sense

what the hell is going on with those arms?
answers on a Tuesday

My mermaid meets machine mended moon maple

Send 5 dollars for a free haircut

The Sulphide ranger

Blisters!!!!

Pretty obvious back slap

Pretty Olive backwards
On her cheek I laid a peck
Cuddle cripple slap dash
She wrote me out a cheque
Normal fiddle fling floo
I felt I really should
Nibble shippy clasp rasp
Give her some old wood

Cheese and onion

set fire to everyone other than David Attenborough

When did it become de rigueur for folks running shops/ businesses to look moody? Is it just a sack of marketing shit? I wonder... here is a formula you may have noticed....

A) an introduction

{head shot ...to camera)

"we make cakes/ tattoos/ repossess cars/ run some type of business"

B) footage of people doing what they said they did in the intro

{wobbly camera round kitchen/ shop/ some type of business practice intersperced with 'personal' interviews of people explaining the rudimentary footage you just saw}

"we really need to make this/ do this/ collect this/ catch this"

C) some type of sucky epilogue

{head shot dialogue interspersed with previous footage of people doing jobs}

"We did it/ made it/ paid for it/ chewed it/ argued about it/ made moody faces over it

The end...

Meanwhile at the Copa

They have half price pitchers and spicey wing night

Tattah

This is an old gag I saw in an underground comic about 400 years ago. Since I have a habit of giving all my possessions away I no longer have it... just so you know, it is someone elses idea, I just redrew it

CKC

It begins!!!

Albino wino kelvin kleino

new and old

Ginger ale and coffin discos

zombie walks and bachus........
i think things will be fine

making a book

I'm making a sketch book filled with this type of rubbish (above). Anyone give a fig??