Monday, June 15, 2009

Trout pontoon, perch poker, stickle back dom


Lucosade always tasted better with the cellophane bit on the bottle, tell that to kids these days and they have an asthma attack

Annicey


Quick one, maybe you are missing from it... sorry.
Congratulations to cartoon Saloon for winning their own tankard.

Either way, grand time was had, thanks to everyone for grins and shared scoops

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Thursday, June 04, 2009

Cold day in Cleethorpes

'I am trully an iceberg in a sea of dead fish' - Marianne Shovel 1923

Monday, June 01, 2009

Not mine... "Notto Mine-o"

My old mucker Alfredo made this on his blog. I think it is informative and worthy of note. hello
http://nfrituzza.blogspot.com/

Monday, May 25, 2009

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Pear

Dink Thifferent

Monday, May 11, 2009

The death of the TV chat show


Ladies and gentleman please welcome... Justin Lee f*ckin Collins... lowering the bar from 7 til late

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

How thin is your skin?


Can't we all just get along?

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

'Sayings'


yes yes... I agree, it should read... leaving 'behind' the time honoured... but having had the misfortune of neither growing up in Scotland or Ireland I have not learned fully how to actually use the english language

Monday, April 27, 2009

Space holder


off colour remarks and rhubarb

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

'ave we any buttys left?


yeah but they're beef and mustard... your aunty made them... that's why they're rubbish

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

aqua boogie baby



ha ha.... that seat... oh man... ha ha.... erm

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

WADDAWEWANT?!

MORE NOSTALGIA!!!!!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT???!
THEN!!!!

Monday, March 16, 2009

Agnes Firloin


If you click this one ere it moves... yeah i know, technology ey?

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Pledshur

The pleasure given by wine is always mounting, and tending to a crisis, after which it declines: that from cartoons is stationary and lasts a lifetime.

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Omwarbs!


Look this is my thing for the ... you know the... erm... showreel is it? I guess so... samples type thing... CD thing... tax deductable... ha ha look I'm about to drown... ha yeah... that's right

Thursday, February 26, 2009

sunday mornink coming down





Nothing could be feeeeeena
than to be in Caroleeeeeeena
eeeeeen the mornink
nothing could be sweeter than my sweet heart when I see her
eeeeeen the mornink

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Monday, February 16, 2009

Without honour without code

that's no way to live soldier!

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Ella Borate and the Metaphives

I was complaining about people being too 'mid-sized' in the local supermarket today and the girl behind the desk said 'how long did it take you to think of that one?' that's what i like about england, everyone is inherently a smart arse, perfectly capable, and willing to take the wind from a silly sausage's sails.

Thursday, February 05, 2009

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

awwww sugar puddns!!!

It aint usually my place to moan but... check this out... i feel sick... check out the shit below...

CreativeWorks designed the 3-D Pozles in record time.

In keeping with CreativeWorks tradition of quality and speed when it comes to any project, CW designed and created the 3-D Pozles Universe, from scratch, in a phenomenal 4 days! In less than 100 hours from contact, or in less time than it would take to drive across the United States, CreativeWorks built an entire, imaginative 3-D Universe for Big Hug Productions!

...... i designed and directed this trailer last year....



I made this at least 8 months ago... and remarkably 'Creative Works' made it from
scratch in a phenomenal 4 days... go figure?????? I think I am justified in pointing out their trespass. i really wouldn't mind but, it's just so rude

Monday, February 02, 2009

show me show me show me how you do that trick

D'ya remember when Neil Young was in The Cure?
... man that was one weird night wasn't it?

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

How to draw last year






I made this last year and don't recall ever posting it on here. So for all those people with really nothing better to do, here it is for your viewing pleasure... at once both entertainacull and educajun chicken

Friday, January 23, 2009

watching the telly




So anyway yes well ok... I admit it i was watching Frasier... I know I know... big bag of crap that it is.. it was on alright and some of it got in my eye... i made this quick sketch of what i thought was Kelsey grammar... I know it isn't very good but there it is. Other crap telly i managed to avoid was 'american chopper' (episode 45, Pauly jr orders a part, the part arrives, pauly jr fits part... brilliant, you really couldn't write it) 'Miami Ink' i have managed to avoid this mostly but it is about some lads in a tattoo shop and they run it... another triumphant break through in entertainment... 'Most Haunted'.. yep, people standing in a room with the lights off filming moths.... i did see a great one advertised along these lines.. Ghost hunting with Danielle Westbrooke... i know... what is it all about??? danielle Westbrooke is famous for being an average actress on that god awful show 'East cockney knees up mother browns how's yer father apples and pears they only murdered their own and they loved their ma enders' and also she made her conventional two nostrils into one in order to get more personality powder up there so she could talk about herself more loudly while sweating.... what she has to do with ghost hunting i have no idea. Remember Alan partridge pitching those shows to the head of the BBC 'Youth Hosteling with Chris Eubank' 'A Partridge among the pigeons... just me in trafalgar square going 'oh god'.... that was a joke in his show but it's coming true. yeah so there you go, TV is crap... no big surprise is it... ok I feel better now, bye

Friday, January 09, 2009

Friday, January 02, 2009

christmas fiddly dinks


First one is from a mighty western tale ... and the one below is from a white knuckle ride through the powers of darkness....
no mince pies for me this year... oh no... just lean, keen, cartoon...erm.... working ...er... on them... bugger! that doesn't work at all does it.... rasp grabble finky spankers

Saturday, December 20, 2008

there is a hole in my lino...

How it got there, i don't know.

coming soon... sooner than you think.... hey, don't look at me like that, I really mean it this time

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Friday, December 05, 2008

extra extra read all about it

I have been making something for years now and it looks like it may be coming together.. then again

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Fashion






Fashion turn to the left.... right.... oooooooooooooo, we are the goon squad and we're coming to town BEEP BEEP!

Monday, November 10, 2008

Thursday, November 06, 2008

they just don't get it do they

When something is hilarious there is a definite reaction... you laugh, juice seeps from your eyes... you get a ruddy face... short of breath.... you emit snorts, squeals and on occasion snot comes out of your nose. What you don't do when something REALLY IS hilarious, is have the presence of mind to say 'that's hilarious'.

So for those that get up to this type of false labeling I say.... STOP IT.