
Lucosade always tasted better with the cellophane bit on the bottle, tell that to kids these days and they have an asthma attack
I was complaining about people being too 'mid-sized' in the local supermarket today and the girl behind the desk said 'how long did it take you to think of that one?' that's what i like about england, everyone is inherently a smart arse, perfectly capable, and willing to take the wind from a silly sausage's sails.



When something is hilarious there is a definite reaction... you laugh, juice seeps from your eyes... you get a ruddy face... short of breath.... you emit snorts, squeals and on occasion snot comes out of your nose. What you don't do when something REALLY IS hilarious, is have the presence of mind to say 'that's hilarious'.