Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Of course they are real, that's why they look fake
If you didn't try it already i recommend a trip somewhere on a plane. Preferably a place far away then you can enjoy the 'flying' for longer. The wind whistling through your floor boards, by jingo there's no place like it, although at todays hectic prices you'd have to wonder. Maybe water is your bag, in which case why not try some sailing with 'friends' round the Cape of Good Weather. Take some wine, old mother Cor Blimey and a seagun for beating the mermaids without. Above all keep yer peepers peeled and your snouts in an air tight sea going hairyplane zip locker away from the kids on the top shelf of the newsagents amongst the 'Gentlemens excuse me' literature.